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Jorge de Zacatecas

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About Me


Hola!!!I have all of my toes and most of my teeth. Not bold, I had all my shots, wash my hands before every meal (except when I go camping), can chew gum and walk at the same time (talk about ‘multitasking’).Everybody thinks I wear briefs all the time. Which is... sometimes true, but I like to switch it up and wear boxers at times and be mysterious like that.Funny, Profound, sincere, resilient, hungry, and proud, but never arrogant! Did I say funny???No onions, extra mayo, hold the pickles. Rock (the heavy kind), but know how to appreciate other lesser types of music. Enjoy all kinds of music with an upbeat tempo. Want to learn how to play the violin.Used to be an accomplished athlete, but then I stopped, then started again, then stopped. Took a break, kind of started, took a nap, but now I am starting again. Don’t drink. Trying to quit smoking.My poison is Mexican food great legs, and beautiful smiles.Even though I don't seem shy, I really am. I won't usually make the first move. So, sometimes, you may have to take charge. I'll be fine with you making the first move I won't think its weird.Know that at first I won't tell you my life story. I'll tell you what I think you need to know. It's not because I don't want you to know or don't trust you. It just take time for me to open up completely. With me you have to be patient. But I'll also be patient with you when you need it.You can call me old fashion."Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!"

My Interests

Television:

24, MI5, StarGate, Dexter, La Carabina de Ambrosio, and Galactica!

Heroes:

My mom, and Benito Juarez

My Blog

On Office Warfare.

Those of you involved in office warfare know that in order to be victorious you need the right gear. Sun Tzu said:  "This is war.  It is the most important skill in the nation.  It is ...
Posted by Jorge de Zacatecas on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:48:00 PST

HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE THE TARGET OF AN ALIEN ABDUCTION

Misplaced household items - Estimated Time of Abduction : 2-3 weeks    Humanity has been plagued for centuries by the curse of lost or misplaced domestic items. How many times has your ...
Posted by Jorge de Zacatecas on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:00:00 PST

ACS, PM, and WTF

WTF!!!  If you smoke, the American Cancer Society says it has another reason why you should quit. A 14-year study shows that smokers and ex-smokers are more likely to die from colorectal cancer t...
Posted by Jorge de Zacatecas on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:14:00 PST

Hats off to Dr. Heimlich

Here is guy that I admire.  Not only for his tenacity but for having the galls to stick with something and making it work.   How did he come up with his idea to invent a maneuver? ...
Posted by Jorge de Zacatecas on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 08:22:00 PST

Pinche Murphy

Well, as you may already know, all this week has been hot like hell.  I don't claim to ever been in hell and knowing how hot is it, but if I am interpreting the bible right, hell is hot as, well,...
Posted by Jorge de Zacatecas on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 09:23:00 PST

And then there were 40.

Sometimes you find people; people sometimes find you.  I general people seek other people because they have something in common.  In my case I seek people primarily from or that have roots i...
Posted by Jorge de Zacatecas on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:27:00 PST

Pinche Tunick

Con una maldad sin limites, una banda de delincuentes rufianes sin madre mal paridos, después de estudiar detalladamente mis usos y costumbres, me llamaron el sábado muy en la mañana para decirme que ...
Posted by Jorge de Zacatecas on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:41:00 PST

El Firulais

Ante la incapacidad de hacerlo personalmente a cada uno y la falta de recursos para pagar una inserción en el periódico "Los Angeles Times," quiero agradecer a todas las personas que me ayudaron a bus...
Posted by Jorge de Zacatecas on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:49:00 PST

La mujer que amo

La mujer que amo es un pedazo de cielo en mis manos, es un rayito caliente de sol que abriga mi alma dormida. La mujer que amo es un minuto de paz en medio de la más sangrienta guerra, es la lluvia mo...
Posted by Jorge de Zacatecas on Mon, 28 May 2007 09:30:00 PST

Turutururu turututuru tururu

Podemos tratar de explicar el amor, intentar controlar los sentimientos, despojar el corazón de ideas, y a las ideas quitarles corazón. Pero no se puede.¡Romper en un momento todo los lasos y esperar ...
Posted by Jorge de Zacatecas on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:37:00 PST