Something To Offend Everyone! |
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?Juan on Juan What is a Yankee?The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?The position of th...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 19:01:00 GMT |
99 Annoying Things to Do in an Elevator |
1)Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2) Firmly shake the person's hand when he/she enters and ask them to call you "general". 3) Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kle...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 17:20:00 GMT |
Dr. Seuss Sex Talk |
Have you done it on a boat?Have you done it with a goat?
Have you done it in a bed?Have you done it with the dead?
Have you done it in the ass?Have you done it, high on grass?
Have you done it in the ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 16:07:00 GMT |
19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity |
19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity:
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page y...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 12:24:00 GMT |
Sex Facts (cuz they're important) |
Sex Facts
*For the guys*
1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms.2) The average man is 5 inches long w...
Posted by on Sun, 21 May 2006 10:49:00 GMT |
