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Jay Deezeeeee

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About Me

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.. MYSPACELAYOUTSPY CODE END --And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so. And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good. If marijuana is bad then why did god say "that it was good"whut up fuuuhkrrz?! *always* smokin chillin drink just a lil bit. all about laughing im *forever* cheeeZin :D i make YOU smile n feel special, all day - cuz im tha *shit* ~~4ft 11 Puerto Rican & German. I'm oh-so-sexy wit my purrty eyes, sexy face that u cant help but want to suck the fuck off. LoL let me stop, madd goofy right? ~~ GOT MY OWN CRIB - ♥ wifey ♥ shes the shit, BFF. I talk shit - REAL official. im a $$$ PROfesional massage therapist $$$ graduated from B T I woop woop love 2 my pmt bitches~~~ Best words : ♥ blunt + fuck ♥*quiet person* NOT yer stalker. Sometimes i go MIA, *mwap* hop off [my clit]. currently tryin to figure myself out where i stand n what i really want. i have an awesome guy in my life right now anxious to see it where goes. but im the shit n i get what i want ;) Love myspace to kit w/my homies - n um stare at hot guys lol. *********************************************************** Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23)-- *****************Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Do not touch a Libra's head during oral sex...that may work with an Aries, but not here. Libras LOVE giving oral - They LOVE getting it , too. But don't feel like they get enough...too bad, because they sure as hell are getting enough of everything else. They will buy toys to make YOU use it on THEM. Libras are mental creatures that believe in living and fulfilling fantasies that they haven't done in real life...which is rare because they have done almost EVERYTHING. They have no problem sploshing. To them, sitting in a pie COULD be fun. Porn? Bring it on! Sex, video AND food? ALRIGHT! They are heavily exhibitionistic by accident. They are accident prone, they lose bras, underware, condoms....they also accidentally end up in bed with people. Amazing how THAT works! They like to cross dress. Both sexes do this quite well, actually. Male Librans are mistaken for women all the time, and Female Libras are mistaken for men every now and again too...its because they are under the goddess Aphrodite. They are never just ONE sex. They can always feel what the opposite sex feels. Which is why they are rarely clingy, except in rare circumstances when they have been led on, then watch the manipulative side of the scales swing. They love to role play and play dress up. They like to dress like hookers or Queen Elizabeth (This is the men, too!) Who are they really? It depends on what day of the week it is. They believe that life is too short to date ugly people in more ways than one. So if you are being shagged by a Libra, there is a good reason. Whether you are attractive physically, emotionally, mentally or have a fantastic sense of humor, there is always a reason for a Libra to be fucking you. But they HATE vulgarity. They despise feeling like they are on a waiting list to get your attention...worse yet, feeling like they are your groupie. That won't last long, then. They have already figured out HOW to destroy you...now they are biding their time to see how long until they throw YOU away...with nothing. But, if you get past all that, expect long luxurious nights talking and playing Strip Tarot or Naked Chess. They are the Graceful Slut...but not slutty and yet accident prone. If you are going to fuck a Libra: Get mirrors. Lots of them. They have more vanity issues than a Gemini. Nothing is TOO kinky for them. They are the eternal Courtesan or Concubine. They are sex therapists, porn writers who knows?
You Are Sunrise
You enjoy living a slow, fulfilling life. You enjoy living every moment, no matter how ordinary.
You are a person of reflection and meditation. You start and end every day by looking inward.
Caring and giving, you enjoy making people happy. You're often cooking for friends or buying them gifts.
All in all, you know how to love life for what it is - not for how it should be. What Time Of Day Are You?

My Interests

smoking, kissing, massage, reading, writing, commercials, movies, watchin SeXy things n ppl, shopping,i just wanna be entertained ... by any means how -haha
You Are a Natural Beauty!
You're the kind of beauty that every guy dreams about...
One that looks good in the morning - without a stich of makeup
That's doesn't mean you're a total hippie chic though
You have style, but for you, style is effortless What Type of Beauty Are You?

I'd like to meet:

sexi guys so fresh n so clean Celebs: snoop luda john malcovich ed norton DMX travis barker ♥ nappy d ♥ Libra

You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius
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The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to good manners and elegance.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
You are a Career Girl!
You may not be a CEO yet, but you're well on your way to success.
You take your career seriously, and you wouldn't stop working for any guy!
An independent woman, you pay for your own car, clothes, and housing.
And men appreciate that - at least, the ones as driven as you are. What Kind of Girl Are You?http://www.myspace.com/sexieshortie05

Music:

whatevurs soundin hot looove fuckin singin n dancin. {picute this} its morning | the sun is shining all high n bright in the sky | i get out of bed | roll an el blaze that shit while i shoot pool | yea and the musics blasting im feelin right |start shakin my ass n popin for the cameras |music video.

Movies:

horror action whatever... Killa Seasons -Little Man n White Chicks -blow- american history x -req. for a dream- girl interrupted -wedding crashers- grandmas boy-forest gump-transporter 1 n 2- chronicals of riddick- if its got drugs money hot boyz cars sex funny stoner sapy sobby b rated shit yea whatever just gotta be gooood *warning* i do cry at jerry springer, maury, montel...

Television:

that 70s show ♥ fuckin the sheild CoPz!!!! hogan DeAl oR No dEaL some cartooonz like drawn together family guy aqua teen hunger force boos foster... fairly odd...

Books:

whatever i read ask me

Heroes:

... takin over! ?? Which Season Are You ??
You're Most Like The Season Winter ...You're often depicted as the cold, distant season. But you're incredibly intelligent, mature and Independant. You have an air of power around you - and that can sometimes scare people off. You're complex, and get hurt easily - so you rarely let people in if you can help it. You can be somewhat of a loner, but just as easily you could be the leader of many. You Tend to be negative, and hard to relate to, but you give off a relaxed image despite being insecure - and secretly many people long to be like you, not knowing how deep the Winter season really is.Well done... You're the most inspirational of seasons :)
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My Blog

blowing your shit up

im soooOOo pissed at ppl like my asshole ex for bein a loser n all those fuckin bitches that owe me money.   its gunna be tho funny CUZ my friend gave me a wonderful idea to relieve my stress. m...
Posted by I said u dnt wna FK w/ShayD on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:11:00 PST

callin all PMTS lets fuckin barter

i need a massage n i bet u need one to sOooOoo  ;) for real i feel like im on fire  doin all the massages n gettin non myself . . .
Posted by I said u dnt wna FK w/ShayD on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:48:00 PST

tra la LA

i kno u miss me.   i kno u fuckin do so i had to hit u up w some more MORE! meeee i duno just chillin  works a lil slow n im a lil slow n well lifes OOOOHKAY. more like okay.  &nbs...
Posted by I said u dnt wna FK w/ShayD on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:21:00 PST

im being stalked

i have this feelin im bein stalked bc my horoscope lately rings too true.   are there cameras in my house????  my block fuckin sucks bc ppl are hatin on me.    i got dumbasse...
Posted by I said u dnt wna FK w/ShayD on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:55:00 PST

this is my semi low point

soOoo im kinda pissy at almost everything but not really anything cuz in reality fuck it.   fuck u.    as the yrs go by i see myself becomin a hermit just cuz i dont give a fuck it is ...
Posted by I said u dnt wna FK w/ShayD on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 09:24:00 PST

I need a roomie to ride ride ride...

i need a roomie in my life!!!  lol alright im done singin. seriously tho if yer lookin to move out hit me up cUuuuUuuz i need a roomate kinda sorta sooooooooooooooooooon.   blah oh w...
Posted by I said u dnt wna FK w/ShayD on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:58:00 PST

New cellie . . . Sellin my cars . . . The latest Ishh

SooOOo  new cell phone number goin on.  I'm slackin in the hittin ppl up w my new no. dept.  If u want it holler. . .  If not @ some point ull hear from me.  Which means the 4...
Posted by I said u dnt wna FK w/ShayD on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:09:00 PST

ive been slackin

on my friends cuz ive been workin doubles n alright i got a boyfriend.   ahhhh i think this is the 1st blog where i admit that I , jennifer taryn diaz, have boyfriend.  crazy i kno u... ...
Posted by I said u dnt wna FK w/ShayD on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:56:00 PST

my lil god daughter . . .

is about to be here!!  wahoooo!!!
Posted by I said u dnt wna FK w/ShayD on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 07:10:00 PST

AHAHAHA bitches are dumb

sooo i just got this funny as letter today... ill post in a little bit cuz i got some things goin on today.... but yo like i said bitches are dumb n i cant wait for everyone whos followin the matty is...
Posted by I said u dnt wna FK w/ShayD on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:14:00 PST