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About Me

Hi I am Woff. I have two poseable legs and two poseable arms. I use them to play the guitar with in my band. My band consists of Matty, Geoff, Nick and me. We play mainly TV advert covers. Our best one is our version of 'Do the Shake N Vac'. It rocks. I live in a small city on the planet Earth called Carlisle that has running water and it's own McDonalds store where you can buy the best culinary delights it is possible to make out of cardboard and faeces. I love my car (my Type R Avril), guitars tattoos, music, ladles, naked ladies and Marks and Spencers vouchers.

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Fucking heroes below and I don't give a shit what anyone thinks about Ronaldo. As long as he is pulling on a Man U shirt (which I realise might not be forever) and playing as well is he is then fuck everyone else. So there. Giggs legend.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Eric Cantona
Zach Braff
Dave Navarro - yeah Dave I waited for you outside the Jane's gig, met everyone else including Perry Farrell but you sneaked into tour bus. I'll track you down (not in a wierd stalker way though)
Valerie Leon
Phil Anselmo
Burt Reynolds
The Shins
Clint Eastwood
Chris Cornell
Eddie Veddar

Al Pacino
Lady Sov
Tom Green
My parents again

My Blog

I left my myspace on.....

I left my myspace on and all kirky could think to do was this. Woff is gay.
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 07:21:00 GMT

Sunday bloody Sunday

I hate Sundays. They invariably are depressing for a variety of reasons. These are as follows: - * I'm hungover * I spent far too much money last night * Tomorrow is Monday * I didn't pull Sarah Miche...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 09:06:00 GMT

The new worst band in the world

I have just found the worst band in the world ever and I have a really horrible feeling that they are going to be huge. They are already apparently taking the states by storm so I think we should star...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:26:00 GMT

I'm ill

I feel like absolute crap. Who the hell invented the flu. I just went to post some letters (2 minute walk) and had to have a little lie down when got back. Even typing this blog feels like lot of effo...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:13:00 GMT

I fucking hate Jade Goody

Enough said
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 14:45:00 GMT

1984

Woh just got 1984 profile views. Is this coincidence that it happens at the same time as CCTV cameras are on the increase and ID cards are on their way? Probably not.
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:08:00 GMT

1979 Pontiac Firebird

Oh there is one of these babies on ebay currently at £7,100.00. I put £7,000.00 on it yesterday when I was hammered but been outbid and it hasn't reached the reserve yet anyway. Imagine how cool would...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 13:46:00 GMT