Jonathan

I'm a bit upset that you're all allowed to decide if you are my friend or not. My REAL friends aren't up there. Don't I have any say in this? Where's Angie? Where's Rob or Joe or Freedman or Waxman? Tom decided he was my friend and had the unmitigated gaal to invite himself into my life. Now everytime I log on I am reminded that Tom thinks he's my friend. So I click on him and lo-and-behold, Tom has exchanged friendship bracelets with nearly seven and a half million people. Well, If you're reading this Tom, it's not that I don't like you (although your love of Billy Joel doesn't exactly strengthen your case) - I just don't know you and would really appreciate it if you didn't tell people you were friends with me. As a Canadian, it's hard enough maintaining any worldly social status and your unauthorized declaration of our friendship on the www isn't going to get me into any parties or make me look any taller. I'm sorry if that sounds selfish, but I'm looking out for Number One here. And Number One thinks you're a fucking friend-whore, Tom. Evidently you spread your legs for anyone with a Jpeg. Not me. I don't even know what you're selling, but I'm promising you that I ain't buying. Seriously, it's over. I'm not asking twice: quit telling people we're down. You've got a nerve, slugger.