BEER vs VAGINA |
This is a good one......mmmmmm vagina......mmmmmm beer1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER2.Warm beer tastes awful.One point to VAGINA3.A really cold beer is satisfying....
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 11:03:00 GMT |
MAN LAWS! |
MAN LAWS:1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angeli...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 14:29:00 GMT |
A PAGE FROM MY PAST..... |
The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant f...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 21:27:00 GMT |
SCUM |
Let me first start off by saying i dont have a problem with islam as a whole, i have close friends that are muslim. My beef/hatred stems from all who take to arms in the name ofjihad or holy war and ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:59:00 GMT |
DATING..... |
dating? i dont like the feeling, you're sitting there and wondering do i have food on my face..am i eating.. am i talking too much.. are they talking enough...am i interested i'm not really interested...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 22:12:00 GMT |
PERSONAL PHILOSOPHY |
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Posted by on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 11:55:00 GMT |
GENIUS THEORY |
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends...... what? I mean, life is tough, it takes up a lot of your time, and then you die. What the fuck!! What's that? A bonus? I think the life-cycle i...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 11:21:00 GMT |
THE SCORPIO |
Beneath a controlled, cool exterior beats the heart of the deeply intense Scorpion. Passionate, penetrating, and determined, this sign will probe until they reach the truth. The Scorpion may not speak...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 09:09:00 GMT |
