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Whats up. The Names Tyler aka Deese/ T-baby, or whatever floats your boat. The Birthday's August 22. Got three Bros-one is 18 the other 9. Half brother is the one i get along with he's 20somethin. Football is my sprot- CHAMPS this year and will be for the next two years So SUCK IT. Chillin and ridin dirt bikes is what i like to do best. i got ome pretty good friends but no need to nam them. They know who they are. Thats it.this is why marlyand is the shit...I'm from Maryland..... We aren't northern, we aren't southern, we're just chill..nor do we have an accent. We can catch cook and crack our own crabs from our own bay. We are in Maryland, the best state in the US, which means we have snowboarding out west, farm country to the north, the bay right in the middle, the ocean out to the east, and suburbs all over, take your pick. Senior week, or should I say month, is not only in Ocean City it IS Ocean City...This is the drunkest month in America... We can drink any city/state under the table. (i.e. we have a better night life than you!) The best beer pong players are all Maryland born and bred. And we play beer pong, not "bay ruit" Here, Flip cup is considered a Varsity sport. Flip or get kicked off the table!!! Baltimore not "Bawlmore", has the highest murder rate in the nation....don't fuck with us...we'll kill you Our governor fights for our right to play slot machines....We like to gamble... Drink specials... everyday... We can hit the club, drink at a friend's house, and go to southern Maryland for boating/crabbing and offroading, all in one weekend. We have an excellent selection of colleges to party at on the weekends....that means more fraternity boys and sorority girls! We have 2 of the top 10 richest county's in the country...yea.. we're that cocky.. We know how to drive in a traffic circle.... Old Bay seasoning is the shit... and very accessible here! We have WAWA. And ours have free chip nights. We call it pizza, pie is just gay. Summer will make you sweat your balls off, and winter will give them frostbite. We've never thought anyone from Cali was a god. We get shit loads of snow days and use them to drink and go sled riding/skiing/snowboarding. TV shows about rich kids whining haven't got shit on The Wire, which was filmed right here in Baltimore. Oh and don't forget The Blair Witch Project, and all the John Waters films (Crybaby, Hairspray, Serial Mom, etc...) Fuck real Mexican food, Chipotle is the shit. Its DC, not Washington. We have soda not pop with our sub, no hoagies or grinders We go to the beach, not shore.. and drink water not "wooder" We really really really hate the Yankees,and Duke, ; By hate we mean we'd cut up their fans. Every time you go to see the Orioles you hope a homerun breaks one of the warehouse windows... We scream "O!" in the national anthem, no matter where we are, and we cheer for the RAVENS no matter how they are doing. We get off school for three inches of snow We can take apart a crab like a surgeon And we BONG beers like it's our job, FYI it's not FUNNELING! Maryland is the shit... Repost this if your from Maryland and proud of it .. We live for FOOTBALL, crabs, corn, and beer. I'm from MARYLAND, and there's no place like home! You ain't got shit on us... don't even try ..
Football Survey
Do you play football?: Damn Right
If so what position?: Center/Right D-Tackle
Whats your team name?: Queen Annes County Lions
Whats your favorite pro team?: Redskins
Favorite pro player?: Not sure
Fame or Fortune?: Fame
Are you a starter? both ways?: Fuck yea
Most tackles in a game?: like 12 or something
Most rushing yards, TDs in a game?: Not sure, 1 TD for me
Most Interceptions in a game?: I've never had any
Do you, or will you play in College?: hopefully
Do you think you can make the pros?: be nice but prolly not
Whats your 40?: 5.2
What position do you wish you could play?: Ful back/ ILb
Whos the best player on your team?: Idk YOu tell me
Best place to play?: Our Field
Worst place to play?: Our Field if your the other team
Why do you play football?: One of the sports i Love
Do you think you could make the NFL?: Shit you already asked me this
Who is the best player you played against?: not sure
Is your team good?: Hell yea
Would you rather be the Underdog?: I was back in the day
Have you ever prayed to make it to the pros?: nope
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My Interests

Football,Friends,Dirt-bikes,Girls,Wrestling, Girls,Paintballing,Camping,Extreme Sports, and anything else that makes for a good time. JACKED UP FORD!! Me

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Music:

Little bit of everything

Movies:

We Are Marshall. Friday Night Lights, Invincible, Four Brothers, All the Fast and the Feriouse Movies.

Television:

Any thing interesting

Books:

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Heroes:

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