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Chris

The night life ain't no good life but it's my life

About Me

Time to update this.Ok first off in the right light I can look good. I'm just handsome enough that you won't get sick of me. I can cook a fine meal from scratch. I have made my own cheese before. I have good taste in music. I saw Purple Rain in the theater when it came out. I think I was 10 years old. I have a dog named Isabelle and a cat named Merlin. They are both cool and yes my cat has big ears and he’s ok with that. I grew up very poor in a trailer so I speak fluent white trash and I even owned a Trans Am with T-tops at one point like every white trash guy. I am the most calm easy going guy you will ever meet. I was a fat kid from the age of 12-16 so I had to develop a personality. I have a bad fashion sense. I have women pick out my clothes and I hope I don’t look stupid. I like to read and have some intelligence. I would like to play guitar but I don’t seem to have the time and I also don’t have a guitar. Wow what a guy! You can message me on yahoo if you want christopher3962003

My Interests

Cars, movies, books, cooking, the usual things. Everybody likes most of the same things anything fun

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people. People who can enjoy the little things. Someone who can count to twenty without using fingers and toes, someone who tries stay in good shape, and someone who can help me paint my house. I want someone who sees the world in their own unique way. No drama please.If you add me you gotta talk to me.

Music:

Nirvana, Radiohead, Miles Davis, Jimi Hendrix, Alice In Chains, Led Zeppelin, Prince, Al Green, Duran Duran, White Stripes, Willie Nelson a bit of everything.

Movies:

Goodfellas, Godfather, Lord Of The Rings, Spiderman, Amalie, Pan's Labyrinth, Blazing Saddles, Strange Brew, I like all kinds of movies.

Television:

I don't have much time to watch TV. But I like to watch whole seasons of shows at once. I like the Sopranos, Battlestar Galactica, Deadwood. I love the Food Channel.

Books:

I like Elmore Leonard, James M Cain, Jim Thompson. Richard Stark is the best. China Mieville is new find I think is fantastic. I like every genre from trash to the classics.

My Blog

More Food Thoughts

I just got back from the grocery store and I noticed that my beloved Sardines in Hot Sauce were gone from both Walmart and Schnucks. Sardines have omega 3 fat in them which is supposed to be good for ...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 03:51:00 PST

A Tale Of Three Babysitters Part 2 Judy

Judy I stayed with Judy the longest out of all my babysitters. I had a lot of fun at Judy's even though she's crazy as a loon. She had an older tomboy daughter that I caught lizards with, raised rabb...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:38:00 PST

A Tale Of Three Babysitters Part 1 Betty and Kareen

A Tale Of Three BabysittersI had many babysitters as a kid. Both of my parents worked and there was no older brother or sister to watch me. After they got divorced when I was 6 or 7, there was only my...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:34:00 PST

leave Shawn Hornbeck alone

Does anyone have any common sense? Enough of the Shawn Hornbeck kid on TV. Why is this kid's face on every television show and every magazine out there right now? Look, I know this is a fascinating st...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:59:00 PST

food thoughts part 1

I sitting here late at night thinking about the Christmas Eve dinner I'm going to make for my family this Sunday. Some like this, some like that. I try and cook something that each person enjoys. I wa...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 01:05:00 PST

I'm about to hit the wall

I think I'm about to hit the wall. I found some white hairs in my goatee and I've noticed my eyebrows are growing like out of control weeds. Thanksgiving is my birthday. My days of being a handsome yo...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:27:00 PST

Little Orphan Annie (A Halloween Poem)

My grandma loves poems. This one was always her favorite. She would tell it to us kids and it used to freak me out.Little Orphan AnnieLittle Orphan Annie's come to our house to stay, An' wash the cups...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 05:38:00 PST

I was a child ninja

I wonder if every boy wants to be a superhero? I sure did. I dressed up as Batman every year for Halloween from Kindergarten to second grade. I liked Batman because he was a real guy who taught himsel...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 11:00:00 PST

Chriss State of the Union Address

Hey everyone, It's been a while since I've had time to write anything on here with my 11 hour workdays. I thought I'd write a quick State of the Union Address. Summer is almost over and I'm glad. I a...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 01:51:00 PST

personality test (I'm a Counselor Idealist)

Personality testThe Portrait of the Counselor Idealist (iNFj)The Counselor Idealists are abstract in thought and speech, cooperative in reaching their goals, and directive and introverted in their int...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 11:40:00 PST