im ian
im pretty southern
& im a mushroom cloud-layin mother fucker, mother fucker. every time my fingers touch brain I'm superfly tnt.
Rule #1: lindsay used to be my bestfriend, but still, if you hurt her, you die.
Rule #2: i am addicted to 24. 24 you.
rule #3: i dip and smoke at the same time because i am amazing and you suck at life.
Rule #4: dont take pictures of me unless i say its okay.
Rule #5: dont touch my hair, ever.
Rule #6: dont fuck with me in the morning
Rule #7: dont call me a pimp, or anything stupid like that, unless youre Bobby or Quintin
