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Gramps

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a charmer, a farmer, and if you get me mad, a HARMER!

My Interests

WOMENS, AMERICA, BOOZE, SNAKES, MY SON KIPPER (god rest his soul), MY CAT DENNIS, NEW YORK CITY, MUD, LADIES, MOONSHINE, SKIPPIN' ROPE, FIGHTS, WEED, MAIL, CHOPPIN', EATIN' MUSH, BEIN' NAKED, BOOTS, NOODLES, BOATS, MUH' READIN' GLASSES, MUH PENNIES, MUH SHINIES, MUH GOAT SKIN JACKET

I'd like to meet:

the blondes, the reds, the stussies, the bussies, and SASSEY MULASSEYS!! GIMME YA TITS!

Music:

CRO-MAGS, Aerosmith, Betty and The Nematoads, Ol' Bucky, The Clam 5, Clamtastic, Death Threat, Ol' Dimmer, Bobbie Sue and The Uptown Snake

Movies:

SHOWGIRLS, The Godfather, CHUD 2, Heavyweights, The Neverending Story 3, Dolls, Debbie Does Dallas, Airbud, Operation Dumbo Drop, Ghoulies 2, THE ANIMAL, Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhatten, Ol' Crimson and The Spookies, Castle Freak, Dracula, CHIPMUNK

Television:

THE TITTY CHANNEL!

Books:

HOW TO COOK FOR MARTHA

Heroes:

CASH