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Wag More....Bark Less

A wasted youth is better by far than I wise and productive old age -- Meatloaf

About Me

Hello! My name is Ilona but somewhere along the line I got tired of having it mispronounced and mispelled so I use Loni. I'm a software developer turned IT project manager, which means I am a geek (and darn proud of it). How much of a geek? I read theoretical physics - for fun. I spent the weekend of my senior prom at the Atlantic Regional math meet on the NY Math team...and had a better time than I would have at the prom. I grew up with computers (yes, even at my age) and back in the day was a hacker...but always a white hat. When I'm not being a geek, I teach at the Dog Training Club of St. Pete and compete in agility, freestyle and flyball with my dogs. The dog count in my household is now at three: Dylan a standard poodle (my dog) Wizard a Belgian Tervuren (my daughters dog) and Jester a yellow lab (my husbands dog) They're all spoiled rotten (and they are all really Momma's boys). We live in Florida (aka Hurricane Alley) but my heart is in New York where I grew up. I miss good rye bread, real bagels and decent pizza. I do not miss winter, although around the holidays I wouldn't mind a little bit of snow. I love San Diego (I spent 4 years making monthly treks to the 'left' coast for my previous job) and fish tacos (something else you can't get in Florida) but I didn't like the cost of living or I would I have transfered out there. I love swiss chocolate, a good steak (rare), old cabernet and older single malt scotch.I got my layout at Cleanupmyspace.com

My Interests

Dog training (particularly agility), dogs, reading, astronomy and cosmology, most sports especially: Duke Basketball, Buccaneers Footbal, Yankeee Baseball and (of course) computers.

I'd like to meet:

Stephen Hawking, CeSar Milan, Kip Thorn, Sean Connery, Johnny Depp, Lance Armstrong

Music:

Aerosmith, Queen, Greenday, Meatloaf, Jimmy Buffet, Billy Joel.... I like a lot of things but go easy on the Rap. U2 & Green Day - The Saints Are Coming

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Movies:

Interview with a Vampire, Top Gun, Matrix (all 3), Star Trek (only even numbers), Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and some old classics...Casablanca, Gone With the Wind, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane Anything with Johnny Depp in it

Television:

Network TV: House, CSI, CSI:NY and Lost (which I describe as Survivor meets the X Files) all the geeky science shows on Discover/Discovery Science/National Geographic I absolutley HATE reality shows, as I believe they are as real as professional wrestling!

Books:

Anything except romance novels but some particular favorites are: The Once and Future King, Atlas Shrugged, The Alienist, My Lovely Bones, Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, Stephen Kings Dark Tower series, and the Harry Potter books (yes, I bough #7 at midnight and was done with it before the sun came up)

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My Blog

So long, farwell 2007

I don't think I have ever been happier to see a year end.  2007, in a word, sucked.  Sucked huged.  Death, disappointment, demise of the company I worked for...this year is going down a...
Posted by Wag More....Bark Less on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 08:59:00 PST

Yet another geek break

Almost everyone has seen Jurassic Park...they hatch dinos by retreiving dinosaur DNA from the blood in anceint misquitoes trapped in amber (fossilized tree sap).  While it may be possible to extr...
Posted by Wag More....Bark Less on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:46:00 PST

canti con gli angeli

I am not a huge opera fan, but I'm sadden at the passing of Luciano Pavarotti today.  I first heard the name Pavarotti back in high school when one of my friends was wearing an "I like Pavarotti"...
Posted by Wag More....Bark Less on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:13:00 PST

Geek break...

Take a minute and look look at the  picture...looks like a satelite image of part of the great lakes...notice the lakes, and the rivers in the image....so earthlike.  Of course if it w...
Posted by Wag More....Bark Less on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:01:00 PST

Wizard - Terv Terrific!

Wizard, my Tervuren, has been training in agility for quite a while. I've never been able to show him in AKC because he has too much prey drive (if there is another dog running in another ring I can't...
Posted by Wag More....Bark Less on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 05:46:00 PST

Virginia Tech - reflecting

As you might expect, the tragedy at Virginia Tech has been the number one topic of conversation in my office for the last two days. Along with the finger pointing second guessers there are the doom an...
Posted by Wag More....Bark Less on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:32:00 PST

Virginia Tech

"A gunman is loose on campus. Stay in buildings until further notice. Stay away from all windows." That is the text of one of the e-mails sent by Va Tech administrators to all the students and faculty...
Posted by Wag More....Bark Less on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:25:00 PST

Run Elton Run!

..In about an hour my good friend Elton will start his first ever Boston Marathon.  Boston is be all and end all for Marathon runners.  It's their Super Bowl...bigger than the Olympic marath...
Posted by Wag More....Bark Less on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:18:00 PST

29-0

Go Girls! The Duke Women beat Carolina 67-62...completing an undefeated regular season. The cherry on top is that Ivory Latta the whining, taunting, flopping UNC drama queen once again had a sub par p...
Posted by Wag More....Bark Less on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 03:34:00 PST

Let's hear it for the girls!

My Aunt Cathy (my dad's sister, who died in 1985 at the age of  38) was an athlete&back in the day when women weren't athletes&back in the day where girls played half court basketball because we ...
Posted by Wag More....Bark Less on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 07:51:00 PST