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Maurice

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"AS I WAS WALKING DOWN THE ROAD, FEELIN FINE AND LARKY-OH A RECRUITING SERGEANT CAME UP TO ME SAYS HE 'YOU'LL LOOK FINE IN KHAKI-OH, FOR THE KING HE IS IN NEED OF MEN, COME READ THIS PROCLAMATION-OH A LIFE IN FLANDERS FOR YOU THEN, WOULD BE A FINE VACATION-OH' 'THAT MAYBE SO'SAYS I TO HIM 'BUT TELL ME SERGEANT DEARIE-OH, IF I HAD A PACK STUCK ON ME BACK WOULD I LOOK FINE AND CHEERY-OH?'"
I said I would mention my cat so I'm going to mention it. I don't have a cat but I'll do it anyway. Cat, consider yourself mentioned.
Well I'm a brutally honest person. I mean brutally. I usually wear all my thoughts and emotions on the outside which usually means I lose my temper easily. Other than that I can't stand keeping secrets from friends. I do but I hate it. If people have problems with me I prefer to be told. I don't like people claiming to be things that they're not. Actions are louder than words. I have a strange sense of humour and on certain occasions I'll admit that I'm like "a stroppy five year old"(Gemma). Most of all I get so wound up when people claim that I do things for certain reasons and tell me I am what they say I am.
I love the Beasts of the Sunset Boys Club; Jake, Olie, Ross, Butner, Tom, Brad. It's never just a piss up lol, its always a fuck up that you remember forever.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||| 13%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism || 10%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||| 16%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||| 36%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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How would you conquer the universe? by captaindiscount
Your name is
Your weapon of choice bowling ball
The size of your army 34
Your army Eskimos
Your vehicle of choice Snowboard
Your theme tune I'm a believer (The Monkees)
Your uniform colour Blue and orange
Your sidekick Christopher Columbus
Torture method Bamboo up the bum
First place of conquering The moon
Sworn enemy Tom Hanks
You like your steak Alive
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dave Mustaine from Megadeth. Elvis Presley. Ebeneezer Scrooge. George Takei. Tommy Tiernan. Shane MacGowan. Ronnie Drew.

I am 64% Evil Genius.
.. Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings. Take the
Evil Genius Test
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My Blog

Halloween

Halloween is so shit. It's hardly scary and there's never anything genuinely good that you can do that will make you shit your pants. Wouldn't it be good if there were a few real zombies and shit, jus...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:01:00 GMT