The Dude

I'd like to meet:

Bettie Page? I'll have have a double, thanks.
The original pin-up WOMAN.
Trashy?...Perhaps.
Naughty and curvy in all the right ways?

...Definitely.

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Miscellaneous Crap:

Sometimes stupid people get what's coming to them.
* No blondes were hurt during the filming of this clip.

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This guy is f*cking hilarious. He's smug and kind of an asshole, but I read his page
when I get a chance I have yet to leave without a good, solid laugh.

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What sexual position are you?

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This guy has it 95% right:
Thomas P.M. Barnett
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Always wonder why you are "kind of a Democrat on some issues and kind of a Republican on others?:
Suppose you don't want the government controlling what internet sites you can visit - or "protecting you from yourself" in any other way. AND Maybe think the 16 BILLION a year the government spends to "stop drugs" is wasted - since any jackass who wants a joint or crack rock can get it without a problem anyway.If you were to think these things - you'd be labeled a Democrat or a "Liberal."BUT THEN AGAIN...suppose you also hold these beliefs: You don't mind paying taxes for supporting a strong military or ensuring we have embassies and a diplomatic corps to serve our interests overseas... BUT When it comes to wastes of taxpayer dollars - What the hell is with the endless bizarre waste of mismanaged government distributed charity? "Disability" programs that are fraught with bogus health complaints, food stamp programs that give money to people who use it to buy a bag of pork-rinds...which they eat in front of their 2000 dollar plasma screen tv....while you, the taxpayer can't even afford to pay your damn cable bill?Thinking ideas like that, wanting people to take ownership of their problems and their lives...well that makes you a Republican or a "Conservative"
Where are the candidates that represent people who want personal responsibility to be the guiding rule in both personal life choices AND in economic policies? Is there a single Democrat or Republican who will stand up for personal responsibility instead of wanting the government to babysit some aspect of your life for you?!?!?! - the answer is NO.
The reason is because the two parties don't adequately represent 60% or more of the voting public... folks just vote for them because they feel they are "more of a Democrat than a Republican" or vice versa and that voting for anyone who isn't a Republican or Democrat is a waste. You may need to open your mind up a little to the fact that you might not be a Donkey OR an Elephant...go here:
What's your TRUE political orientation?

Take control of your government. Look past the thin veneer that CNN and USA Today show you. The current two-parties in power want you to believe that there is "no other way" for government to work.
Read up on candidates. Vote intelligently. Vote your conscience.
Agree with most of what I said but don't think a "Third Party" candidate will ever get elected...consider the
Republican Liberty Caucus . They're a branch of the Republican Party.
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At least worth thinking about...

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If you are a church-going person, you may want to skip this.
Wow, wow, wow, all I can say is wow. This is so sad.

and while you're at it...might as well be a little more amazed at some of "God's children ".
They just look so euphoric. *smirking protester* "YOU'RE GOING TO BURN IN HELL....HOOOOORAY!!!!"

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Out-fucking-standing!

Music:

Poe, Harry Connick Jr., , Boccherini (all of it), Mozart (his violin concertos specifically), Andrea Boccelli, Dave Matthews, Jack Johnson, Thelonius Monk, Glenn Miller, Jem, Pet Shop Boys, Pink Floyd, Paliament, Gwen Stefani, Marilyn Manson, Mark Knopfler, Billy Joel, Gipsy Kings, Eminem, Bobby Darin, Johnny Cash, The 5,6,7,8's, Jimmy Buffett, Rammstein, Rage Against the Machine, Paolo Conte, Gilbert & Sullivan

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Napoleon Dynamite, Resevoir Dogs, Sin City, Caddyshack, Stripes, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Remains of the Day, Super Troopers, Tommy Boy, Fargo, Pulp Fiction, any Monty Python flicks especially Holy Grail or Life of Brian, Dogma, Van Wilder, Waiting, Lawrence of Arabia, Casablanca,.....

Television:

Lost, Grey's Anatomy, documentary junkie
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Books:

Founding father biographies, The Aubrey/Maturin series, The Horatio Hornblower series, gnostic philosophy (Jesus and the Lost Goddess and The Jesus Mysteries type-stuff), Sci-Fi, foreign policy junkie (Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy and The Economist magazines) anything and everything

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You are always trying to find the time to get back to your book. You are convinced that the world would be a much better place if only everyone read more.

Heroes:

I don't do heroes, but if I did look up to someone it'd be Snoop Dogg...cuz you never know what will happen when Snoop Dogg shows up to the party with a camera (and a bag of Scooby Snax)...also - I wish I could have a side-kick like the dude with the green hat.
And furthermore, I'd just like to say that when you're young and you wanna go "Weeeeeee!" but you ain't got drugs yet....you gotta hold on to your gonads and strife.