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Christopher William

Have you ever slept with a dwarf? Once, but it wasn't a lasting relationship

About Me

UPDATED 10.20.07
Greetings Y'all!
Robin and I are still together, still crammed into 500 sqft on Capitol hill. He's sort of between real jobs right now, and we're going to Miami in July, so the search for a new apartment has been put on hold until this fall. Hopefully we'll be in someplace a bit bigger by the end of the year, but it waits to be seen.
Quit my job at Pier 1 at the end of September. Can you believe I was with that fucked-up company for nearly FIVE YEARS?! I'm now the Merchandise Presentation Lead at Banana Republic Petites in Bellevue Square. Basically, I dress mannequins and do in-store displays. I have a rockin' job.
And Diverse Harmony was able to convince me to stick around after my 2am quitting email (Y'all remember my anxiety attack, 3 weeks before last year's show?). Last year's show was't quite as stinky or as steaming as I'd thought it would be, and now that the bitch is gone, I'm taking back control. Big plans for the upcoming year...It's MY choir damnit!! Our new Artistic Director is fanfreakintastic. We actually pulled off our first really good show in almost 2 years. We're going to Miami in July to attend the GALA Choruses Festival International VIII. We attended the festival in Montreal 4 years ago, and were the only youth chorus there. This time around, there are 6 or 7 youth choruses. Go us for starting a trend! 3 shows planned for the next season, they're looking to be spectacular!
So, basically, that's what's been going on. Say "Hi" sometime!

My Interests

Poetry, Music, Piano, Singing, Cooking, Reading, Pretending I can dance, Drawing, Sleeping, Shopping, Shoes, People Watching

I'd like to meet:

Robin and I have been together since July 20, 2005 and I've never been happier. We're looking to expand our circle of friends, since we've become boring homebodies in our practically-married life. :-P

So if you think you're up for some mild psychosis and neurotic habits, give us a shout!

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

OMG Gayest Mashup Ever!

My Chemical Romance, Snow Patrol, Scissor Sisters, Bitter:Sweet, Utada Hikaru, James Blunt, Rufus Wainwright, Evanescence, Amy Lee, Rory Stitt, Janis Joplin, Big Brother and the Holding Company, Joni Mitchell, Sarah Brightman, Alicia Keys, Norah Jones, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Judy Garland, Liza Minelli, Shirley Bassey, Showtunes

Movies:

Run Lola Run, Chronicles of Narnia, Latter Days, Love Actually, Harry Potter, Cabaret, Torch Song Trilogy, Broken Hearts Club, Midsummer Night's Dream, An Ideal Husband, The Importance of Being Earnest, Queen of the Damned, American Beauty, Gone With The Wind, Kinky Boots, Amelie, Fame, Camp, Hush...Hush Sweet Charlotte, Breakfast at Tiffany's

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Inuyasha, HGTV, BBC America, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Teen Titans, Golden Girls, Kaput and Zosky, Invader ZIM, The Oblongs, Project Runway, Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D List, Top Design

Books:

Ok, so it's not a book, but you should still check it out:
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Gone With The Wind, Les Miserables, Wicked, Middlesex, LOTR, Harry Potter, David Sedaris, Agatha Christie, Oscar Wilde, Dante's Inferno
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Heroes:

My sister, Tess
Yeah, she's gangsta

My Blog

youtube addiction

just a few randoms i thought it'd be fun to post.enjoy!.. width="425" height="350">..>.. width="425" height="350">..>.. width="425" height="350">..>.. width="425" height="350">..>...
Posted by Christopher William on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 01:54:00 PST

Losing it all

Losing myself... Who will help me find me?     That is all, you may now return to your regularly scheduled lives
Posted by Christopher William on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 12:44:00 PST

Shoes

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Posted by Christopher William on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 01:42:00 PST

Job Interview

Yay for job interviews!!I have an interview Sunday morning with Urban Outfitters downtown, and if I get off my ass and call back, might possibly get interviews with Twist and/or Illuminations (both at...
Posted by Christopher William on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 08:45:00 PST

Maybe possibly I don't know...

So, I think I have a new job...but I'm not sure, because no one's called about it...I went to a job fair for Metropolitan Markets on Wednesday, and was hired on the spot. Yay me, right? Someone was s...
Posted by Christopher William on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 03:32:00 PST

Unlocked

Remember that blog I posted back in March that was private?   I unlocked it
Posted by Christopher William on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 02:20:00 PST

Tra la la

Random 2am Blog   YAY CAFFEINE AND EARLY-EVENING NAPS!!   6am comes soon...
Posted by Christopher William on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 02:18:00 PST

Takes Years to Learn

Stole this from PierceIt took years but I have learned (You will too!)1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, ...
Posted by Christopher William on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 11:09:00 PST

*evil grin*

Yes, it's true...I have taken down the awful awful picture of my wonderful boyfriend, Robin.  Not to worry, though.  It is still available to view upon request. Just don't tell him I'm the o...
Posted by Christopher William on Wed, 03 May 2006 12:10:00 PST

Hard to admit

But damnit, I'm in love...   And those of you who've known me, know that I don't take that lightly
Posted by Christopher William on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 02:57:00 PST