Brodie

I was scouted by Man United, I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I have become a dynamic figure, often seen body surfing and ripping telephone directories. I translate ethnic slurs for Afgahn refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time extremely efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and god-like trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. Using only a matchstick and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants,I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I type 400 words per minute. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in Birmingham, cliff-diving competitions in Dover, and a spelling competition at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet perfectly, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis ... twice.
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Name? Brodieeeeeeeeeee
Hair? lightish... darkish... brown
Eyes? Azul
Height? SIX FOOT exactly
Hometown? The fields of Van Etten
Birthplace? Ithaca
Sign? Aquarius
Left/Right handed? Right
Heritage? Well... i'm Irish, german, Italian. yeah i'm a mut
Favorite Season? Winter of course
Favorite Color? White
Favorite Cd? Busta Rhymes
Favorite Movie? Vanilla Sky
Favorite day of the week? hmmmm friday?..........no no, saturday. haha
Favorite number? SEVEN!
Favorite animals? Sloths are sweet
What pets do you have? i have a Dalmatian, soon i'll have my St. Bernard
Favorite car? either the ferrari 550 or my Probe :-P
Favorite Sport? Soccer, Futbol, whatever you want to call it
What did you wear today? my Brazil Jersey with jeans and sandles
Favorite Food? Shrimp Alfredo
Do you smoke? hmmm no
Do you drink? if the occasion calls for it haha
Do you do drugs? naw....
Do you like your life? Like my life? i love my life haha
Favorite fast food? Quiznos
What did you eat today? A pizza roll via Augie's
How many piercings do you have? None
How many tatoos do you have? none, but i'm considering it
What is your weakness? i have no weaknesses
What is your greatest fear? having nothing to do
Where would you most like to travel to? RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL
Favorite band/artist? busta
Do you like indoors or outdoors better? outdoors
What is your favorite pastime? huh? soccer lol
Favorite holiday? Valintines
Most missed memory? being a Kid
Biggest Regret? too many to remember
Ever been in love? yea
Someone you love? ...........
Something you hate?
Do you think you are attractive? Hell yeah
Do you believe in yourself? yes
What do you wish you could change about yourself? nada
Favorite junk food? there is a lot of good junk food..... i'll get back to you on that
Favorite t.v. show? two guys, a girl, and a pizza place
Most important quality in a friend? a sense of humor
Most important quality in a boy/girl friend? This girl has to be Amazing
Do you cry when you watch a sad movie? yeah
Do you shower everyday? i try... lol
Do you get along with your parents? sometimes
Do you go to school and/or have a job? yeah
Are you .. for more than 2 hours a day? No
Sox or Yankees? doesnt really matter to me
Coke or pepsi? um Pepsi? i really don't care
coffee or tea? prolly tea
Night or day? night
Raine or shine? shine
Sugar or Salt? there both awesome
beer or alcohol? whatever
cat or dog? DOG
make love or fuck? Love baby
chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
ideal job? a Pilot of some sort
favorite ice cream? either Banana Bananza or double fudge
favorite video game? Guitar Hero II of course
favorite website? shit.. i donno
What one thing do you want the most? I Don't want anything really...
Do you have siblings? yea, 2 sis' 3 Bro's
Do you sing? yea
Do you dance? yes
Ideal Boy or Girl
hair color? Dark
eye color? whatever
height? no taller than I
weight? an athletic build
style? i love a sence of style
what first attracts you to a person? a good attitude
are looks the most important quality? no
do you like men and women? no
what about if you were drunk? no
would you prefer the person to be rich? no
do you want someone older or younger than you? either or is good... haha
Final Questions
What is your screen name? ABrodie7
Do you like meeting new people? yes
What is your best quality? I'm Crazy
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