Kathy Griffin. I would love to hang out with her and be her best friend. Don't worry Sam, I wouldn't trade you in! Star Jones' husband, Al Reynolds, so that I can make my own assessment of whether or not he's gay. Lance Bass would be great to add into my circle of "gays". The producers of The Amazing Race, so they can see what a winning, sparkling personality I have and put me on that damn show. I could use a trip around the world right about now. I mean, with my competitive spirit and my ability to be ruthless how could they say no??? Donald Trump. So I could just stand in front of him and laugh at his hair. Barbara Walters. I would love for her to interview me to see if she could make me cry.