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Eddie

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Robert McNamara, That one super-cool guy at the store, Stephen Hawking, Zach Galifianakis, Fred Phelps (so I can head-butt him to death)

Music:

Most things metal (Lamb of God, Demon Hunter, In Flames, God Forbid, Carcass, Mastodon) Johnny Cash, The Eels, select bluegrass groups, good stuff like that.

Movies:

Most things comedy. Zach Galifianakis is a genius. some horror, mostly zombie movies and thrillers that play off fear of the dark -- The Ring, Signs, stuff like that. Almost anything with Steve Buscemi, Tim Roth and Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Television:

Late-night Comedy Central and Cartoon Network. Replays of The Colbert Report and Futurama. Most anything on the History Channel. Good Times, Sanford & Son.

Books:

Generation Kill, Stephen King's Dark Tower series, anything by Hunter S. Thompson, Albert Camus, Al Franken, Richard Rhodes, Christopher Moore, Steven Hawking and Maddox

My Blog

On being a man

My grandfather recently passed away. the reason I mention this is because he taught me the most about being a man. I've written in my few other entries absurd statements about manhood, but those are j...
Posted by Eddie on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 08:18:00 PST

How to overcome your fear of birds if you're a fashion model

Before leaving the house for work today, I saw a bit of "The Tyra Banks Show" while flipping through channels. Ol' helpful Tyra was trying to aid her other fashion model friend through her morbid fea...
Posted by Eddie on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 10:01:00 PST

Pat Robertson's turd jerk; Fred Phelps' ass-hats

No fucking way. the biggest-baddest motherfucker in my batallion in Afghan couldn't do more than 1,200 lbs. Robertson's in his 70s. So he might have been able to do a 1,000 lbs., if he's in extremely ...
Posted by Eddie on Wed, 31 May 2006 03:23:00 PST