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About Me

The JO.C. is still strong and ever-changing...subscribe to my blogs for the most current, up-to-date info...Through thick and thin, at least there's always a myspace to go home to...welcome to my page, a frequently viewed yet seldom commented on reflection of yours truly.... My name is Joseph M. Albinana, and i'll never tell you what the M stands for unless you can pry my driver's license from my cold dead fingers....The promise of a new life has brought me to the famous town of Las Vegas, Nevada...I have been here since March of 2007, slowly but surely making a life for myself...It's a bigger town and the lights are brighter, but the good old voices and sounds of The Antelope Valley make me wonder sometimes what the real meaning of happiness is....i speak with intelligence and wit, but for the most part end up saying the wrong thing. i come from a backround where i lost the value of family, so i rely heavily on my close friend Cleve (who i unfortunately don't see much these days) for support. The most profound statement to summarize my character has been being "a heartless son-of-a-bitch with a lot of heart."Music centers me, and my cigarettes kill me slowly. TV raised me, and movies are my family reunions. i save every fortune from the fortune cookies i eat, and never take things for face value, even when i should. My laziness knows no bounds...So that's me in a large, enigmatic, and probably overdramatic nutshell....feel free to look and not comment..

My Interests

I don't quite feel satisfied with myself unless i've completely made someone hate me. my personal quota is about 1 a month, but i seem to be hitting bonuses by going over. HOO HA!!!! My interests are playing the same old songs (the only ones i know) on my guitar over and over again. i like to drink an occaisinal brewskie when i'm with the guys, as well as complain that i don't have a gf to my best friend Cleveland. Oh yeah ladies....i'm a keeper.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet a lot of people....but i just want to met good people....Vegas is a town notorious for people being your friend, not because they like watching The Office with you...but because they think you can give them a hook up at some bar or club...mind you it's a plus, but i'm out for quality these days...And P.S. ---- if you aren't a talker, then don't bother adding or requesting me....i can't stand someone who's just trying to have a high friend count but doesn't know who the hell their friends are...Note....now that i have rediscovered the beauty of AIM, my sn is socalsignature You've been marked on my visitor map! Click to zoom in.

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Music:

John Mayer is by far my favorite...it's hard for me as a guy to publicly admit it, but hey who needs friends anyways? Others include Halloween, Alaska, City and Colour, Ryan Adams, Pete Yorn, and other mo' fo' that's on my playlist....

Movies:

Drawn With Lines

Add to My Profile | More VideosThe Jo.C. Top 10 Action Movies---- (In no particular order...) 1. Smokin Aces 2. Sin City 3. Terminator 2 4. 300 5. The Matrix 6. Robocop 7. All James Bond Movies 8. Aliens 9. MI 2 10. SerenityThe JO.C. Top 10 Comic Book Movies----- (In no particular order...) 1. Blade 2. Blade 2 3. Blade Trinity 4. Spiderman 5. Spiderman 2 6. (Slot reserved for Spiderman 3) 7. X-Men 2 8. Unbreakable 9. Batman Begibs 10. Superman ReturnsThe JO.C. Top 3 Psychological Thrillers----- (In no particular order...) 1. Fight Club 2. Vanilla Sky 3. Donnie DarkoThe JO.C. Top 10 Comedies---- (In no particular order...) 1. Dumb and Dumber 2. Harold and Kumar go to White Castle 3. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 4. Old School 5. Grandma's Boy 6. 40 Year Old Virgin 7. The Legend of Ron Burgandy 8. Scary Movie 2 9. Clerks 2 10. Robin Hood Men in TightsThe JO.C. Top 10 Dramas---- (In no particular order...) 1. Interview With a Vampire 2. Man on Fire 3. Garden State 4. Spy Games 5. Cool Hand Luke 6. A Few Good Men 7. Cast Away 8. Scent of A Woman 9. Dogma 10. Rain ManThe JO.C. Top 10 Chick Flick/Romantic Comedies---- (In no particular order...) 1. Serendipity 2. Mr. & Mrs. Smith 3. Forces of Nature 4. Hitch 5. Just Friends 6. Alfie 7. Wicker Park 8. Love, Actually 9. High Fidelity 10. What Women WantThe JO.C. Top 5 Scary Movies---- (In no particular order...) 1. The Exorcist 2. Spector (pretty freaky yet unknown) 3. Halloween 2 4. 28 Days Later 5. Bram Stoker's Dracula (not really scary at all, but nowhere else to put it)

Television:

The JO.C. Top 5 TV Shows---- (In no particular order...) 1. The O.C. 2. Smallville 3. The Office 4. Nip/Tuck 5. Wonder Showzen 6. Family Guy 7. Scrubs 8. Mythbusters 9. Late Night with Conan O'Brian 10. HeroesThe JO.C. Top 5 Cartoons---- (In no particular order...) 1. Gargoyles 2. Mighty Max 3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 4. Batman/Superman 5. Pokeman (Hey screw you the storyline was great in the beginning)

Books:

I could spend forever in a Barnes & Nobles. occaissionaly i'll get into something heavy, but more often something where i learn really weird things. Like the "did you know a dime has 187 ridges?" kind of books. I made it through "The Da Vinci Code," and i actually didn't need painkillers to pass the time by! Two best books to have in your arsenal of breaking the ice with new people? "The Book of Questions" and "Kokology." you'll find out real quick if the girl you're messin around with is retardely stupid, or has what most us like to call a brain.The JO.C. Top 3 Books---- (In no particular order...) 1. The Time Machine 2. Mindhunter 3. Is Belief in God Good, Bad, or Irrelevant?

Heroes:

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My Blog

The Flashbang That Rocks The Cradle...

When i bitched out of watching The Exorcist at 2 in the morning and decided to put on something light....i thought that my night/early morning was over....i would soon lull to sleep and awake to take ...
Posted by Lazy Lover on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 10:40:00 PST

The Vibe...

Fresh on my mind the euphoric feeling that came from watching Elizabthtown and thirsty to get hired....i set out on a hot lead to a bar that is much quicker than the journey to get to Mt. Charleston.....
Posted by Lazy Lover on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 01:49:00 PST

The Cross-Country Blues...Part 8 (It’ll All Work Out)

So this must be the sum-it-all blog....where i talk about how much i grew inside and matured from the experiences placed before me while driving the country....eh.....not my style...i may write deep s...
Posted by Lazy Lover on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 10:36:00 PST

The Cross-Country Blues...Part 7 (Zero Visibility...)

Im not too sure, but this might be the last of the trip chronicals....Cleve's approach, making more sense than mine, was a day-by-day retelling of what transpired....for some reason i felt to go along...
Posted by Lazy Lover on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 09:12:00 PST

The Cross-Country Blues...Part 6 (Slow but Steady...)

After a very stiff-bodied awakening, the plan was to spend a good amount of time in Philadelphia, PA....we drove there and instantly enjoyed the lovely costs to park your car....The Mutter Museum was ...
Posted by Lazy Lover on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 08:33:00 PST

The Cross-Country Blues...Part 5 (Culture Redefined)

It was hard having to pick up from where i left off writing these blogs....most of this time has been dedicated unto other endeavors.....however the show must go on the story must be told...after sayi...
Posted by Lazy Lover on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 07:55:00 PST

The Cross-Country Blues...Part 4 (Life on the Delta...)

This part chronicals the best part of the trip....way better than when we were lost in OKC by the crack dealers in the Goodwill parking lot....as we drove farther west, the roads became more heavily w...
Posted by Lazy Lover on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 12:25:00 PST

The Cross-Country Blues...Part 3 (Deserted...)

This time of the trip was rather fun, although very uneventful....i think it had a lot to do with the fact that for the first time in years, i wasn't driving through the desert....rolling plains and p...
Posted by Lazy Lover on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:48:00 PST

The Cross-Country Blues...Part 2 (Broken In...)

So on the 6th of September we set out for what was to be a relatively quickly paced road trip...our first destination was The Grand Canyon and we made it there about an hour before sunset...i was not ...
Posted by Lazy Lover on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:31:00 PST

The Cross-Country Blues...Part 1 (The Set-Up...)

My hetero counterpart Cleve felt it better to write blogs as we went along....it certainly does make the trip feel more authentic as we go along, but the Puerto Rican in me felt too lazy to write 8 ou...
Posted by Lazy Lover on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:13:00 PST