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Smashhhhhh.

Your the reason God made Oklahoma....

About Me

well lets see here I was raised in the sticks also known as TAFT...but I have moved up and now im living the good life here in BAKES! I go to the nationally known party school CSUB (this school is freakin' huge!) i have the BEST roommates ever...we have crazy fun and you havent lived the life until you've had a piece of 402....well now that 402 is officially retired its all about the FAB5!!! JAKE, JEFF, CHRIS, AND MEGGERS I
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: A S H L E A
Birthday: 9-7-85
Birthplace: BAKO
Current Location: 30-H
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: DIRTTTY BLONDE
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: LEFTY
Your Heritage: WHITE TRASH
The Shoes You Wore Today: NONE...GOOD OL SAFEWAY FEET
Your Weakness: KEYSTONE LIGHT...BUT ITS A GREAT WEAKNESS.
Your Fears: SNAKES...SPIDERS...DISAPPOINTING MY FAMILY
Your Perfect Pizza: THIN CRUST WITH CHICKEN AND VEGGIES...LIGHT ON THE SAUCE.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: FINISH COLLEGE!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Thoughts First Waking Up: 4:15 AM...IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE THAT I SIGNED UP?
Your Best Physical Feature: U WANT ME TO NAME JUST ONE?
Your Bedtime: BETWEEN 11PM-430AM
Your Most Missed Memory: THE FAB 5 HOUSE AND 402...TOO MANY MEMORIES...
Pepsi or Coke: NEITHER...ALL ABOUT H20 OR KEYSTONE
MacDonalds or Burger King: T.BELL
Single or Group Dates: DEPENDS...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LIPTON IS THE PREFERRED CHOICE.
Chocolate or Vanilla: SWIRL...
Cappuccino or Coffee: I JUST TOOK UP THE LIKING FOR COFFEE CONSIDERING MY WAKE UP TIME IS NOW WHEN I USED TO GO TO BED.
Do you Smoke: LIKE 3 TIMES....AND I DONT EVEN THINK I DID IT RIGHT. THANK GOD.
Do you Swear: I TEND TO HAVE A SAILOR'S MOUTH.
Do you Sing: ALWAYS....MOSTLY I LIKE TO ROCK OUT IN THE SHOWER AND THE CAR
Do you Shower Daily: TWICE A DAY.
Have you Been in Love: WITH MY FAMILY
Do you want to go to College: WELL DUHHHHH...I ONLY GO TO THE BIGGEST PARTY SCHOOL...C-SUB
Do you want to get Married: EVENTUALLY
Do you belive in yourself: MOST OF THE TIME
Do you get Motion Sickness: NOPE
Do you think you are Attractive: DOES A BEAR SHIT IN THE WOODS?
Are you a Health Freak: I EAT HEALTHY...MY PROBLEM IS KEYSTONE.
Do you get along with your Parents: MY DAD YES....MY MOTHER NO.
Do you like Thunderstorms: SORTA
Do you play an Instrument: I JUST PERFECTED THE TRIANGLES...NOW IM WORKIN ON THE HARMONICA
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK TASTELESS JOKE?
In the past month have you Smoked: NOPE SURE HAVENT
In the past month have you been on Drugs: MOST DEFINITLY NOT
In the past month have you gone on a Date: CANT SAY THAT I HAVE...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YES.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I HAVENT HAD OREOS IN MANY MOONS
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YES AND I LOVE IT!!!! MYOSHI'S ROCK AND ROLL...MMMMM
In the past month have you been on Stage: ONLY AT THE VU A COUPLE TIMES....
In the past month have you been Dumped: NOPE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: UNFORTUNATELY NOT
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ONLY A COUPLE THINGS HERE AND THERE....
Ever been Drunk: UHHHHH IS THIS A SERIOUS QUESTION????
Ever been called a Tease: NOT TO MY FACE....
Ever been Beaten up: PSSHHHH YOU KNOW WHO YOUR TALKIN TO????
Ever Shoplifted: SOME BATTERIES ONCE....BUT THE STORE DESERVED IT.
How do you want to Die: IN MY SLEEP
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I HAVE NOOOOOOOO CLUE.
What country would you most like to Visit: SPAIN!!!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: DOESNT MATTER
Favourite Hair Color: BROWN
Short or Long Hair: SHORT/SHAGGY
Height: TALLER THAN ME
Weight: BUILT.
Best Clothing Style: ROCKIN YOUR OWN STYLE.
Number of Drugs I have taken: MANY UPON MANY PRESCRIPTION DRUGS..BUT IM ALLERGIC TO PENICILLIN JUST IN CASE U WERE WONDERING...
Number of CDs I own: COULDNT TELL YA..
Number of Piercings: SIX
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 4565435654768J1228
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My Interests

JUST HANGIN OUT....DRINKIN' WITH THE BOYS OF 407...WANNA PARTY? hit us up 665-1581! wErE DoWn FoR WhAteVer!! WE ARE NOW PROUD OWNERS OF AN OFFICIAL KEGERATOR WITH FREE FLOWIN' BEER AT ALL TIMES...YA ITS KINDA NICE...

I'd like to meet:

GUERILLA BLACK....HE IS SO FREAKIN' SEXY! HEY BIG BOYS NEED LOVE TOO! (HAHAH J/K) Also anyone whose down to get DoWn cuz im a FrEaK like that in the sheets...I live in CaMbRiDgE Apartments off of Gosford, 402...first room on the left!! but if you really want some KiNky AsS ShIt HIT UP MEGS 2nd door on the right....~ShE's A TrOoPeRTaKeS It In ThE PoOpEr~YA...if you haven't noticed...i didnt write that...it was all megen and she is really down to take it up the butt...so if u want to message her...her aim is missmegmarie
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Music:

Waiting On The World To Change Video - John Mayer lyrics John Mayer Music Video Codes Music Video Codes by ..

Movies:

TOMMY BOY-the freakin funniest movie ever! then theres Orange county(you better not, YOU BETTER NOT!) saving silverman (KAMAYAAEAHAH!!!), not another teen movie (NO LONGER WILL WE HAVE TO WEAR BLIND FOLDS WHEN WERE JERKIN' EACH OTHER OFF!!!!) starsky and hutch(im not my MOTHER!!!) super troopers (YOU ARE FREAKIN OUT...MAN) dazed and confused (i came here to do two things...drink some beer and kick some ass...) thats just a few...i could go on forever~ and pretty much my all time favorite movie ANCHORMAN....im kinda a big deal....

Television:

the classics....MADTV, SNL, MXC....BRAVES baseball....not much of a tv person.....wayyy too many other things to do with my time....like myspace

Books:

so it says books....pics of summertime MAK3 is wayyy cooler... href="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y179/wardy17/hookers. jpg" target="_blank"

Heroes:

I can't pick just one...crystal Bustos, Dot Richardson, Stacey Nuveman (JK)

My Blog

PRICELESS.

price of FAB5: late nite taco bell runs----> $2.23 2 kegs of good 'ol MILLER or NATTY LITE----> $160 110 bottles of hard A----> $1500 goin to JAIL on my birthday and burnin down the S.Creek->PRIC...
Posted by AshleA on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 01:40:00 PST

>>>GoOdByE mY LuVvVvV<<<

soooo.....i have officially retired the jeepster also known as 'squeals on wheels'...for those of you that havent been able to witness or be apart of the memories of the 'ol 88 wrangler...i feel deep ...
Posted by AshleA on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 10:28:00 PST

"i got this killa up inside me....i can't talk to my motha so i talk to my diary..."

well well if anyone knows what movie i am talkin bout then you freakin rock!!! hahah but ya this blog is to explain how the last two weeks, i have been totally shit out of luck...i think the whole fre...
Posted by AshleA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

aloha.....

ok so this is my first blog...whenever i thought about writing my first i NEVER thought it would entail such horrible news....ok here goes nothin'....so the party last nite was wayyyyy cool...everyone...
Posted by AshleA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST