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Cole

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About Me

What can I say about me? I like to eat italian food, and the souls of the innocent. My favorite pass times include breathing and circulating blood through my body. I like music I consider good and I love books that I find well written and entertaining. On occasion, I've been known to watch television progamming that I find interesting.

Heavy Metal is my master.
I make my way through life powered on a mixture of rage, caffiene and nicotine. Which oddly combines to make me a very pleasant fellow. I have half heartedly attempted to cut out the nicotine on several occasions but my lungs just don't want to be pink.
My favorite animals are wookies and my least favorite are Americans, which is a topic I will not get in to here. My dream is to someday fly the Millenium Falcon and honeymoon with Princess Peach and a parking meter in the basement of a golf course while brandishing a bag of ice above my head in the most menacing of fashions.
I also appear as a background character in Boondock City , a indie webcomic about small town life by Big Al. Big Al? Biiig Al. Big Al? Oh drunk underage girls, will you ever fail to entertain me? Er, I mean, um, in perfectly legal ways! I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Crazies, nutbars, lunatics and wackos. All the normal internet denizens, minus the dudes pretending to be chicks. Actually, dudes pretending to be chicks are cool too. So long as they are fat, ill shaven and generally slovenly.

My Blog

Last Weekend

As many of you have no doubt heard, this past Friday was a very special day for me. Since Friday I have been happier than I can ever recall being before. What was so special about this past Friday you...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 15:22:00 GMT

Dedicated to a Special Man

Today I was shaken by a piece of rather unfortunate news. Author, personal hero and champion of the cynical, Kurt Vonnegut Jr. had passed on.Now, reviewing what I want to say in my head I can see how ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 22:51:00 GMT

Commitoons!

I just posted an issue that apparently never made it to the website. It's built on spite, it's great.http://www.commitoons.tk or http://commitoons.fateback.comP.S. I did them years ago, so yes, they a...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:16:00 GMT

Blog

Well, it's been a long, long time since I wrote a blog. So here it goes.I am incredibly sick and tired of being poor. To the point where I can't even express how much it bothers me. I'm trying to put ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:25:00 GMT

Things you should know about Bruce Campbell

I found some Bruce Campbell facts on the internet. Some of these are made by me, some are not. See if you can guess which are mine!1) Bruce Campbell's chainsaw blade is forged from the throne of Satan...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 22:44:00 GMT

Been a while.

So, I suppose I should problably write another blog... When was my last one?So, I've been playing that game ADOM again a lot recently. I managed to find an old saved file of my character Thor, a high ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:28:00 GMT

Three

I just wanted to let everyone know Monday the twenty seventh will mark the third month of unprecidented happiness in my life. That is all.
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 19:56:00 GMT

Cole vs The Goose

It was a bleak and daunting day, with a bitter chill to the wind and a taste of violence to the air. The kind of day that winds your spring so tight you're liable to jump out of your skin. Yes, my fri...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 12:12:00 GMT

The Camp

So, I decided to come back from the camp a day early. I'm going back on Sunday, but I really had to get home. I was starting to get a little stir crazy. I didn't bother to tabulate up how much sleep I...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 13:53:00 GMT

Deer Huntin'

So I had to run home to pick some stuff up and thought I'd fill you in.I've really been dreading deer hunting this year, but I'm starting to settle in to the idea already. I had actually forgotten how...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 13:16:00 GMT