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HAOLE ROT

PEACE OF MIND OVER PIECE OF ASS

About Me

I lived most of my life in Hawaii, grew up around the beach, but now I live in Maryland where it snows way to much, and I am attending Canoe University in Annapolis. Other than that, my life really isn't that important... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shawn "Hawaiian Haole" Buchan
Birthday: February
Birthplace: J'Ville... Represent
Current Location: Annapolis (Crab Country)
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown with bits of Red
Height: 5'10" of beautiful MAN
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends, I write with my right, but I thumbwrestle with my left
Your Heritage: IRISH
The Shoes You Wore Today: Reefs & Chucks
Your Weakness: Little Volleyball Shorts
Your Fears: Heights, Getting Blown Up, Mimes
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza is like sex when it's good it's really good...when it's bad it's still pretty good...unless it'fishy!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Survive a knife fight, become the youngest chicken wing eating champion in the world
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'm way too cool for instant messenger
Thoughts First Waking Up: I have to tinkle :)
Your Best Physical Feature: It was my rear end...gonna go with legs
Your Bedtime: 7 PM...Early to bed, early to rise
Your Most Missed Memory: Chillin' with Sarah
Pepsi or Coke: I'd rather do a line any day
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'm riding the fence on this one
Single or Group Dates: I'm a more personal kinda guy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea is for women...and the British
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl, I enjoy the white on black action
Cappuccino or Coffee: Caffeine makes you WEAK!!
Do you Smoke: Negative
Do you Swear: Affirmative...Like A Sailor
Do you Sing: Constantly
Do you Shower Daily: Yupz
Have you Been in Love: OH YEAH...big time
Do you want to go to College: In college...hence my captivity
Do you want to get Married: Definitely! Dying alone is so overrated
Do you belive in yourself: I'm kind of a big deal
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I jump from a speeding vehicle
Do you think you are Attractive: No. Men are ugly creatures
Are you a Health Freak: I am a practicing supporter of the 10 second rule
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, I am their single greatest achievement
Do you like Thunderstorms: Thunderstorms make me horny, but only if I am not under any tall metal objects
Do you play an Instrument: Kazoo, Tuning Fork, Spoons
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yups, and then played with fireworks
In the past month have you Smoked: Yup, gotta love that Swisher Sweet taste
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Painkillers...AAAHHH
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yups
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, Oreos are the devil
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, raw fish is for other marine equiped creatures
In the past month have you been on Stage: I staged an ambush
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, who would dump a good christian piece of sexy like me?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Hehe...No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Virginity...Just Kidding sex is for heathens!
Ever been Drunk: Drank more than would kill a small horse...but as mentioned earlier I'm Irish :)
Ever been called a Tease: Oh, Definitely!
Ever been Beaten up: By the fat bully in third grade
Ever Shoplifted: Almost, but my dad caught me and beat the hell out of me in the middle of the store
How do you want to Die: In a hail of gunfire...or asleep in my bed, holding my teddy!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Lion Tamer...or the redneck at the reptile farm that puts his head in the gator's mouth
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue because Brown eyes are boring
Favourite Hair Color: I have gone GAGA over all different colors (She must have hair though)
Short or Long Hair: Long (So I can play with it)
Height: Shorter Than Me
Weight: Not Fat
Best Clothing Style: Teeny Skirts and White Cotton Shirts
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3: High on Life & Glue & something else...
Number of CDs I own: 2: Yanni's Greatest Hits, & Let Go by Avril Lavigne...I have a thing for girls that say 'Aboot'
Number of Piercings: Don't especially like piercings...on me that is.
Number of Tattoos: Soon to be many
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not meeting the woman I love earlier
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My Interests

TRIATHLONS, WOMEN (WELL, ONE IN PARTICULAR), SOCCER, THE NAVAL ACADEMY (MY COLLEGE), RUNNING, SOCCER...AGAIN, CHURCH, LEARNING STUFF, HAWAII, THE UNITED STATES MILITARY, DEBATING POLITICS WITH "BLEEDING HEART" LIBERALS, AND ALL OF YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE OF COURSE!OH YEAH...FOR ANY OF YOU WHO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PACIFIC ISLAND CULTURE, CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO FROM THE ALL BLACKS RUGBY TEAM!! BADASS SHIT!.. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

ASIDE FROM MY HOMEBOY J.C.; JIMI HENDRIX, EUCLIDES, R. LEE ERMEY, HITLER (AND KICK HIM IN THE BALLS), STALIN (AND KICK HIM IN THE BALLS), MUSSOLINI (AND KICK HIM IN THE BALLS...FASCIST/ COMMUNIST/MASS MURDERING ASSHOLES!! STONEWALL JACKSON, GEORGE S. PATTON, THOMAS JEFFERSON, J.F.K., AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST MY GRANDFATHER, HENRY CLAY SANDERS.

Music:

THE HELLACOPTERS, MXPX, LED ZEPPELIN, ARTIMUS PYLEDRIVER, THE EAGLES, LYNYRD SKYNYRD, 2 PAC, OUTKAST, HANK WILLIAMS III, CCR, BOB MARLEY, SLIGHTLY STOOPID, DYING FETUS, ANAL CUNT, GENGHIS TRON, BOLT THROWER, ELECTRIC FRANKENSTEIN, FUCK...I'M DEAD, IGGY & THE STOOGES, JACK JOHNSON, PEPPER, SUBLIME, JOE WALSH, LEFTOVER CRACK, MC5, THE WHO, NIRVANVA, RUFIO, TAKING BACK SUNDAY, FLOGGING MOLLY, DROPKICK MURPHY, TENACIOUS 'M F-ING' D, THE CRAMPS, THE METEORS, BATMOBILE, THE VANDALS, THRICE, TIGER ARMY, VOIVOD, ZEKE, JIMI HENDRIX, STEVE MILLER BAND, THROW RAG, RELIENT K, EMERY, PANTERA, NOFX, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, IRON MAIDEN, KANSAS, BRADDAH IZ, HORSE THE BAND, GWAR, ERIC CLAPTON, CIRCLE JERKS, DEEP PURPLE, CIRCLE OF DEAD CHILDREN, CHARLIE DANIELS BAND, BOB SEGER, THE DOOBIE BROTHERS, ANTI-FLAG, AND LAST BUT MOST CERTAINLY NOT LEAST, AC/DC, TO NAME JUST A FEW!!

Movies:

BRAVEHEART, ANCHORMAN, WE WERE SOLDIERS, WEDDING CRASHERS, FULL METAL JACKET, BLACK HAWK DOWN, SCHOOL OF ROCK, BASEKETBALL, MALLRATS, DOGMA, CLERKS, CHASING AMY, JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK, PULP FICTION, SNATCH, ZOOLANDER, GENERAL'S DAUGHTER, HAPPY GILMORE, BILLY MADISON, FIGHT CLUB, GREASE, RIVERDANCE, GLADIATOR, OLD SCHOOL, TOP GUN, BLOODSPORT, AMERICAN HISTORY X, THE DEPARTED, BOONDOCK SAINTS, GREENSTREET HOOLIGANS...YOU KNOW, JUST A FEW OF MY PERSONAL COLLECTION.

Television:

SMALLVILLE, THAT 70'S SHOW, HOUSE, 24, FAMILY GUY, SOUTHPARK...THAT'S ABOUT IT.

Books:

THE FOUNTAINHEAD, WE WERE SOLDIERS ONCE...AND YOUNG, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST, CATCH-22, RED BADGE OF COURAGE, THE ART OF WAR, THE THINGS THEY CARRIED, GATES OF FIRE, HEART OF DARKNESS, 1984.

Heroes:

JESUS CHRIST, JOHN MCCCAIN, HANNIBAL, PETE TOWNSHEND, MY PA, MY MA, MY BRO, SUPERMAN, PELE, ALL OF THOSE VALIANT SOULS WHO HAVE FOUGHT, AND POSSIBLY DIED FOR A CAUSE GREATER THAN THEMSELVES...THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!