Here is what you need to know:
I am Bria.
I am 20.
I am pretty much the best thing since sliced bread.
No, seriously.
Its true.
I love myself.
Alot.
So much that it may be unhealthy.
But in all actuality, I am pretty damn great.
I am smarter than you.
And probably a tad cooler too.
I make no apologies for who I am.
I pride myself in the following things:
I am humerous.
Sometimes in nonhumorous ways.
But fuck you, I'm hella funny.
I have the mind of a man, and it is glorious.
I am addicted to sports.
After sex, just hand me a beer, a cigar, a plate of wings, and lets watch some football, damn it.Music is life, and if you don't like what I like, well, too bad. Go burn.
I don't care what you think.
I will never change for anybody,
Though I will strip down for them.Don't ever try to understand me.
Because unless you are Kayli Schaaf, you never will.I like attention,
And snub rejection.
If you are human, I WILL flirt with you.
But don't think that I will fuck you.
I'm not your streetcorner callgirl.
If thats what you want, fuck off.
I am not your hoe.I am not a number.
I am not a statistic.
I am me.
I drink Jack Daniels like I drink Vitamin Water-
In large quantities.I am addicted to chipotle, leeann chin, organic food, and soy ice cream.I am a part time vegetarian and full time animal lover/tree hugger.I am a flaming liberal.
(Besides, democrats make better lovers - who ever heard of a hot piece of elephant?!)
I work full time in politics.
I will rule your world one day.In the meantime, leave me to dance to Britney Spears, Spice Girls, Manson, or Hanson under a starry sky,
Write novels while listening to Mayday Parade,
Celebrate Christmas like its my last one on earth,
Or do whatever the hell I want to.Let me be me, and I will let you be you.
If thats not dandy as a daisy, well, go to hell.
