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About Me

I'm more of a person that wants to do stuff, but my friends are old and doing the family thing so I don't get out much. I like to booze it up from time to time and kick back with a lady friend or two or three."I am the wisest man alive for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing." -Socrates

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My Blog

How To Get Around MySpace Being Blocked At Work

Things you will need: 1. myspace.com URL blocked from your work computer2. cell phone with mobile web access3. willingness to keep in constant communication with people you think worthy enough to NOT ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 01:59:00 GMT

Why (some) Women Are Bitches 52

This started the beginning of the summer of 2008. I was browsing the single ladies of Austin because of boredom. I find one who I think is beautiful and after further inspection of her profile I thi...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 06:38:00 GMT

American Gladiators Drinking Game

This game is dedicated to help you celebrate your love for booze and the TV show American Gladiators on NBC.  You must first start out by grabbing your favorite beverage of choice.  Good Luc...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 04:12:00 GMT

OH YEAAAH!!! I wanna be the Kool Aide Man!

I thought about this a little while ago, but thought I would have a record of it in case that big bus with my name on it hits me over the weekend.If I could be anyone for a day, I think I would like t...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:52:00 GMT

What makes me smile...

What makes me smile... finding a slice of brisket in the bottom of the plate that is covered over in the excess BBQ you just HAD to pour on the plate. thinking that all the Cadbury creme eggs you boug...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:04:00 GMT

Bacon Vodka....in progress

That's right, you read it correctly! I saw something on the internet and thought hmm that doesn't sound half bad. I will update this after the third week of infusion. Pretty simple, cook bacon, add to...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 05:04:00 GMT

I Want To Be On The Crab!

I've spent a good chunk of my 3 day weekend watching "Deadliest Catch" on the Discovery channel and boy howdy I tell you what, that looks like an adventure.  The guys who spend their time on the ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 08:09:00 GMT

best ODE ever!

ODE TO BACON by Bernard Moon Bacon, oh, bacon You wonderful thing! The tigers and lions All rise and sing! The grease that comes From your rich loins Are an unequal sum To millions of coins. Breakfa...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 21:37:00 GMT

Beer In The Shower

I cannot begin to tell you how much a simple thing as beer in the shower can make you feel.  My friend Mike Price suggested this to me one time and I thought he was crazy!  I tried it and OH...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 21:42:00 GMT

Out of Time

Do you ever feel that you belong to another time, another place?  I sometimes feel that there is a part of me that belongs to a simpler time.  I have been watching John Adams on HBO over t...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:45:00 GMT