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Michael

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm this guy. I'm a liberryan. I live in Lyons, Colorado, with my "wife" Gretchen, where we're growing food and preparing for the return of the Christ child. Few people realize that when Jesus returns, he'll be only four months old. We'll have to take care of HIM, and not vice-versa, unfortunately. But this isn't Jesus' profile, it's mine. Though I do have a lot in common with him...great leader, nice pecs, brush teeth with mouth open, etc.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Nice cats. Black & white cats. Or just any cats.

My Blog

Melon Seeds

Today I noticed something about watermelons that I've perhaps known all my life and yet have not *known* that I've known. It is this: the large, dark seeds tend to fall right out of my mouth when I p...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jul 2004 08:20:00 GMT

Saturday, January 24th, 2004

Tick...tock...tick...tock... No! (loud huffing and puffing) Shhhh! (whispered) "Chester! ...Chester! Are you in here? ... Goddamn it, Chester, I'm getting sick of your shit!" (quiet g...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2004 19:31:00 GMT