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Well first off, my girlfriend is freakin fantastic and hotter than a Victoria Secret model (wink wink). Soo stop sending me all those love letters people... But my brothers is almost as sexy and can stand in just as well (Wallace, my top friend). Second off, I know most of the people on my friends list, unlike some people with myspace. I HATE when people have their myspace private. I understand it and everything but its annoying. I'm a pretty laid back and can have a good time doing just about anything. I dont care if I'm in the backround or the main event. I can be a dick but not usually. I like to go out and have a good time, no dancing though (unless youre really worth it and theres not too many that are). Usually Im a beer man, except when I wanna get shitfaced, then its staight to liquor. I like Jager. But Im a light weight or a cheap date. My best friend is my brother followed two people who dont have myspace. I've got a pretty good job, and I enjoy it. I just go around picking up garbage all day. I've got my Associates Degree from the ol DB and I workin on my bacholors. Im kinda career minded, cause I dont want to be a low-life. Plus I gotta provide for my family. I save my pennies, literally, I have a 5 gallon water jug almost filled with em.' I think I'm freaking hilarious, but for some reasons people don't laugh at my jokes. Ive got a dry sence of humor that you gotta learn to love. I can't spell for crap, BUT I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. When its time to settle down and have kids, I want some. But for some reason, I only like my friends kids... All the others seem kinda annoying. The actual number is up in the air but about 2 of my own and adopt about 2. Sometimes I go out of my way to be a good friend, hints why I said I only like some of my friends kids... You'll never know what Im thinkin' cause Im like a ninja, yeah Im that fuckin sneaky... I can carry on a conversation with just about anyone about anything. I try to know a little about a lot and not a lot about a little. My favorite food is Betty Crocker's Au-Gratin potatoes and A1 sauce. I love math. I'm kinda random, I know. Alot of people tell me that. I like to learn. Doesnt really matter what Im learning though. Theres usually only one person thats right more than me, but its cool, she pretty damn smart. Then she rubs it in by saying "if I'm right, what does that make you...?" Alot of people also tell me I look like Ricky Nelson (some old movie star, way before my time). I never knew who he was until a little bit ago. I always used to be like "how can I look like a gay latin singer?" But I guess its not Ricky Martin... I love my family and they come first. Im pretty much a blue jeans and T-shirt guy, but I've got some nice stuff in the closet too. I like museum, trucks, guns (I don't hunt though). Ive probably had about 15 cars since I was 16. Ive kinda learned my lesson on buying something to fix up though. I pretty open to just about anything. And I respond to almost all my emails, just not too many comments. And yes its true, once you go Zack, you never go back. So watch your self.found this travel layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotComments