Retro Ed profile picture

Retro Ed

Jack Harrier!

About Me

Edward Perello was born in a small village on the outskirts of the industrial Soviet Heartland in 1990, but the collapse of communism saw him move to England early on and start his life there.He now spends time getting educated in the fine Southbank IB school, playing his guitar, scratching his testes, and generally enjoying himself.His motivation includes: weekends, fridays, lying in, music - generally lounge/chill and sounds of that sort, and many others.Unfortunately there are bad things he does not appreciate: commuting, icy patches, maggots and complex math.He also possesses an amazing nack for: killing conversations, and worrying about things too much, and not giving a crap about his liver.He went on to have a college education, majoring in pre-med and minoring in philosophy, while juggling his extremely successful band, (P)illage the (V)illage, known for their intense solos and mind-blowing gigs,having a string of number ones.However, times called for him to move on and focus on his medical career which eventually took him down the road of synthesising Lysergic acid for use in helping heroin sufferers kick their habbits. Unfortunately the LSD proved too much of a temptation and he was dragged back into the depths of psychedelic Rock and Roll, where he was to remain till his last days...
Good Layouts and Backgrounds

My Interests

Shiny Objects, Peace, Rocket Science, 107, Napping, Peanut Butter Cups, Peanut Butter, Butter,Butts. Parties, Beer, Hippies (the clean ones), Bad movies, good movies, pizza, brownies, raw brownie mix, cookie dough, Poker, Extreme Dodgeball, aviators, my insane world - where everything is magical and only i can see it, crunk, late nights, all nighters, taking over the chinese embassy when im wasted, doing whatever seems right, going out and meeting people i never wudda met otherwise.
How to make an Eddy
Ingredients:
1 part success
3 parts humour
3 parts peace and love (mixed)
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of emotion and a cheesey joke or one-liner and enjoy!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

I'd like to meet:

Aldous Huxley, Phillip K Dick, Jimi Hendrix, Cypress Hill, King Arthur, Penn and Teller, Bill Hicks, Ghandi.

Music:

I like loads of old stuff, 60s and 70s hits, 80s and 90s dance. All my new stuff us mainly electronica/dance/chill or trip hop hop or indie rock or whatever the hell i get dragged along to - man it doesnt matter all music is pretty freaking awesome here are some to name just a few .....Red Hot Chillis, Jimi Hendrix, Boards of Canada, Nightmares on Wax, Led Zeppelin, Tidy Dance, Simon and Garfunkle, ATB, Cypress Hill, Cafe del mar, DJ Kicks, Thievery Corporation, Gorillaz, Village People, Wham , Pendulum, Jamiroquai, Timo Mass, MR Oizo, Fatboy Slim, Aphex Twin, Prodigy, Pink Floyd, CCR, Royksopp, Bloodhound Gang, Bounty Killer, Chicane, Van Morrisson, Soft Wave, Smokers Blend, The Beatles, The Monkeys, Haddaway, Earth Wind and Fire, ELO, Kool and the gang, Black Sun Empire, Jefferson Airplane, Basement Jaxx, Rick James, Booka Shade, My Toys Like Me, Beach Boys, INXS, Motley Crue, Sex Pistols, Gnarls Barkly, Sneaker Pimps, Luther Van Dross, Corey Hart, Tesla, Aerosmith, c+c music factory, x-ress, hot butter, betweenthetrees, furious mussolinis, sneaker pimps,

Movies:

Human Traffic, Star Wars :D, Trainspotting, Momento, The Game, Usual Suspects, Unbreakable, Red Dragon, Balls Deep 3, Top Gun, Rain Man and other chick flicks, Jaws, Top Gun, La Haine, Scarface, TRUE ROMANCE, dodgeball, le matrix, terminator yes, one night at the roxbury, OLD SCHOOL, Die Hard, Die Hard 2 - Die Harder, Die Hard with A Vengence, Sin City, A Scanner Darkly, Donnie Darko, Anchorman, Apocolypse Now, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, Naoplean Dynamite, Haloween, Children of Men, Requiem for a Dream, For a Few Dollars More, Apocalypto

Television:

Lost, Desperate Housewives :Green Wing, Fast Show, Miami Ink, Baywatch (but only the oldies), Richard and Judy, Happy Days, Saturday night live, Whose line is it anyway, Deal or no deal!), Peep show, family guy, south park, Jackass, Dirty Sanchez, Twin Peaks, Scrubs, The Prisoner.

Books:

Scanner Darkly, Time out of Joint, The Electric Kool-aid Acid Test, The Doors of Perception, PiHKAL, Jarhead, Heaven and Hell

Heroes:

"One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask Alice When she's ten feet tallAnd if you go chasing rabbits And you know you're going to fall Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Has given you the call Call Alice When she was just smallWhen men on the chessboard Get up and tell you where to go And you've just had some kind of mushroom And your mind is moving low Go ask Alice I think she'll knowWhen logic and proportion Have fallen softly dead And the White Knight is talking backwards And the Red Queen's "off with her head!" Remember what the dormouse said: Feed your head Feed your head Feed your head"