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Parker T

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

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My Interests

Online communities, talking shit about people, drinking, listening to music alone in my room, and girls.

I'd like to meet:

your better half.

Music:

is the best thing ever created.

Movies:

Too many. American Beauty, Vanilla Sky, Deer Hunter, Apocalypse Now, Dumb and Dumber, BASEketball, Team America, Billy Madison, Tommy Boy, The Usual Suspects, Casino, Goodfellas, The Godfather, Scarface, Stranger than Fiction, the Spiderman movies, the first two Batmans, Batman Begins, The Machinist, V for Vendetta, Waynes' World 1 and 2, Austin Powers, Orange County, The Departed, The Weatherman, The Rock, Face-Off, Leaving Las Vegas, Snatch, Crank, The Jason Bourne Trilogy, Die Hard, Bond flicks, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Ocean's 11 and 12 (haven't seen 13). American Psycho, the Rules of Attraction, Idle Hands, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the 1970's one) The Hills Have Eyes (new version), 28 Days Later, Children of Men,

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Colbert Report, The Daily Show, VH1 Behind the Music, SpongeBob Squarepants, Maury, Cowboy Bebop.

Heroes:

Fat Mike.

My Blog

D4 on 7/4

So if you've ever wanted to see a fat, naked, disgusting drunk guy get jacked off on stage you should've went to the D4 show last night at the triple rock.
Posted by Parker T on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:30:00 PST

girlfriend

i'm sick of not having a girlfriend.............anyone want to be my girlfriend? i'm not that ugly..........and my body gas is minimal.........and i'm pretty fun when i'm drunk........and sober..........
Posted by Parker T on Sun, 06 May 2007 12:44:00 PST

Murderapolis

someone was shot and killed three houses away from me, and i heard the gunshot while i was in my room, followed by a blood curdling woman's scream. i went outside cuz i saw cops come.....and they had ...
Posted by Parker T on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:06:00 PST

Rock, Scissors, Paper?

by the way, this is a quote written by somebody else:"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed...
Posted by Parker T on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 03:37:00 PST

dude, i am so sick of this.....

I am so sick of opening bulletins to fucking people taking a survey. here, you want a survey? i gotta fuckin' survey for you.   Been Dumped in the past year? who cares   like hot chocolate? ...
Posted by Parker T on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 12:15:00 PST

I'm moving back to the cities!!!

Yeah. it's happening. It's not for a school or a dream job either. it's all for my band Dingus only because singer and best friend Jon is going to the U of M. And quite frankly, i'm not ready to move ...
Posted by Parker T on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 04:16:00 PST

an update.....

so i'm coming home earlier than i thought.....coming home sunday night after me and the boys go to warped tour. gonna be a hella good time. see ya guys next week!!!p.s. Carlie, you tell me to write ne...
Posted by Parker T on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 03:07:00 PST

Here i come, fuckfaces!!!

So, i'm gonna post this really fast. I'm moving back to Grand Forks on the 25th of June and am going to live there for two months....then moving back to the Cities in September. The reason why is that...
Posted by Parker T on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 01:08:00 PST

GFND Punk

You know, I've been in a punk band (Dingus for those of you that don't know) for like 6 years now....and......i've never really felt a close connection to the punk community in Grand Forks or anywhere...
Posted by Parker T on Wed, 24 May 2006 03:23:00 PST

Did i do that?

Hey....I'm pretty happy now i guess. I decided to stay in the Twin Cities after all and just tough it out......I like where i am in life now......how about you? -Parker T
Posted by Parker T on Thu, 18 May 2006 02:49:00 PST