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Kris

I love being Married! I finally found someone to annoy the hell out of for the rest of my life. =)

About Me

I'm a mom to 7 kids which explains my gray hair (Thank God for dye). I've been married for nearly 3 years now so I guess that doesn't help with the grays either (Just kidding... well sorta ;))
I really have no life other than the kids right now. I am a wonderfully nice person until you piss me off then I go from sweet to bitch in like 1 second. I wish I had more time but my hubby is a computer hog (Love you hun).

My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kristina Akers Phillips
Birthday: October 12, 1973
Birthplace: Clarksburg, WV
Current Location: My house
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: A little brown, a little auburn, some blonde, a smidge of gray..
Height: 5'5''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Dutch, Irish and German
The Shoes You Wore Today: New Balance
Your Weakness: My kids
Your Fears: My kids ;)
Your Perfect Pizza: Pretty much anything but no anchovies or any other fish
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'd like to go back to school for something - not sure what though
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I rarely use it but probably "brb" because I always have something else to do
Thoughts First Waking Up: Ouch, my back hurts
Your Best Physical Feature: My left pinky finger ~ Honestly, I don't know
Your Bedtime: When I am lucky enough to get to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Carefree days of youth when I thought I knew it all
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: What's a date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Either
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Sometimes
Do you Sing: Not so much anymore but I used to
Do you Shower Daily: Usually
Have you Been in Love: Of course
Do you want to go to College: I have before and probably should go back
Do you want to get Married: I am married
Do you belive in yourself: Nah, I'm just an urban legend
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I read
Do you think you are Attractive: Compared to what?
Are you a Health Freak: Definitely not
Do you get along with your Parents: I suppose
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sometimes I do
Do you play an Instrument: I used to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Does Nyquil count?
In the past month have you Smoked: Never ~ Only second hand
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Again, what's a date?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: A strip mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Who the hell eats a whole box of Oreos?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Probably came close ;)
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but it's kinda chilly for that sorta thing right now.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, I stole a brownie from my Aunt's Christmas basket.. Sorry =)
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes but they didn't know what they were talking about.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: When I was 4 and the only word I knew was "Free" I stole some handi snacks that were buy 1 get 1 FREE!
How do you want to Die: Quickly

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THINGS I LOVE
The smell of freshly baked bread
The way my hands feel after
using a pushmower
Cherubs
Flannel pajama pants
JellyMan Kelley
Victorian Era Decor
Comfy shoes without laces
Reading old diaries
Running into old friends
Gossip
Def Leppard
Receiving a handwritten letter
Vintage postcards
Betty Boop

Purple

Finding something I thought
was lost forever
Are you there God,It's me Margaret
Being right
Goodnight Moon
Yankee candles
"People watching"
Wide open spaces
The Eagles
It's Wonderful Life
The scent of a baby
Biographies
Campfires
A super soft comforter
Tax Refunds
Hoodies
Giovannis
Knowing all the words to a song
Thrift shopping because I
want to not because I
have to

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't full of crap. I already know enough of that type.

Music:


Movies:

I like war movies of all kinds. My all-time favorite is The Patriot with Mel Gibson and my most recent favorite movies are Fly Boys and The Guardian.

Television:

Flip That House, lots of things on HGTV. I like watching people making fools of themselves on What Not to Wear but there's no way in hell you'd get me in front of a 360 degree mirror.

Books:

I have 7 kids.. I'm lucky to read a newspaper.