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About Me

I'm a monster... or just someone else. I felt it was time to change the about me seeing as I'm too lazy to fix the old Hachland... memories of yesteryear go by so quick don't they.. Well, I enjoy and don't enjoy watching Fucillo commercials and sometimes I just enjoy watching the fish swim by and beg for food. It's a quite enjoyable feet if you ask me. Then there is some other things in my life, like my newest addition, my child. My little baby, he's about three years ago, a few thousand pounds and well, he's black. I call him my Escape. But Ford calls him Escape Limited. It's just my little black suvie. It has a steering wheel and everything. It's pretty cool. Much cooler than the old Silver Fox, may she rest in peace. Speaking of peace. Isn't it time for peace to by had? Come on already, just look at this mess we're in with the war on dollar stores. I mean come on, when will the dollar stores merge to take out Wal-Mart, it's about time! Write to your Congressman or Congresswoman. Start the protesting and start marching. Be something, be somebody. Or just hit me up and we can discuss it over dollar store coffee. Other than that if you hate monkeys who kidnap families and kill them go find O.J. Simpson's MySpace, because we don't talk about that here. Just everything else under the watchful eye of the original Manbearpig himself Al Gore. So Ha!

My Interests

Snails, Snakes, apes and racing Turtles. Plus I like watching the television, it doesn't matter whats on, as long as it is on. Static is inspirational.

I'd like to meet:

People who like apes, mostly girls that don't. So I can convert them.

Music:

Alkaline Trio, Candid, Hayden, Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan, Cosby, Stills, Nash and Young, Credence, Phish, Moe, Dashboard Confessional, MxPx, No Use For A Name, Black Flag, Necro, Nas, MegaDeth, Nirvana, S.M.H., Lords Of The UnBlack Axe... um... and whatever else that makes me feel unemotionally attached to people who I should care about

Movies:

Braveheart, The Godfather, Big Lebowski, Easy Money, and any one of a thousand different movies. But mostly movies about fictional characters and sometimes non-fictional characters.

Television:

Well... I have one, it's usually on. So I watch it. Usually something between the numbers of 1 and 80. Come on, I just have regular cable. The unleaded version, trying to save the globe man.

Books:

Oh, that's a book? Hahaha... I still want to hurt you very, very bad. How can anyone not know the Godfather was originally a book? Wow!

Heroes:

The family, the sports stars and Gilbert Godfrey for always being there for me.

My Blog

Tweleve & A Half Reasons Why I’m Probably Single

It's been a while.. but oh well... here's a "BLOG" And it's entitled "Tweleve & A Half Reasons Why I'm Probably Single"12. Because I enjoy my time alone11. Because I enjoy eating an entire pizza w...
Posted by The Fabulous Heech on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:34:00 PST

Random Things....

Oh, just some stuff on my mind, in my head, and all that while listening to a Hayden disc...Some SMH stuff I suppose... I Passed You ByIt was a Thursday, probably around 1030I saw you standing thereWi...
Posted by The Fabulous Heech on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:47:00 PST

This Thing

The thing that bothers me the most is probably the only thing in my life I cannot fix on my own. It's something I've been trying to find nearly my entire life. It's something that a long time ago I th...
Posted by The Fabulous Heech on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 06:06:00 PST

Tried To Escape

It's a usually warm November night. Warm in only the sense of the temperature. But it's bitterly cold, which has been the way for years. So many years, that the lines on my face have surpassed the nig...
Posted by The Fabulous Heech on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 11:32:00 PST

I'm off in ten minutes...

It became later in the day faster than I had ever expected. Soon it was six in the evening. With the only accomplishments being shown is finishing my laundry and setting the VCR to record that show I ...
Posted by The Fabulous Heech on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 08:28:00 PST

... starting over ...

I had woken up strangely early. Especially for a day I didn't have to work, it was Sunday. I had always had Sunday's off. But this was like the first Sunday ever. It was like the first day I had ever ...
Posted by The Fabulous Heech on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 09:05:00 PST

Are you taking that too?

And there I was... It was dark, it was muggy and cold all at the same time. It was quite unexplainable, but it seemed like I was in that same place once again. That place I've found myself in numerous...
Posted by The Fabulous Heech on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 06:50:00 PST

Are you the one?

I knew a girl she had the world wrapped around her pinky fingerShe had me wrapped around her with a golden diamond ring inches awayMy name was tattooed on her heart and she ended every comment with "I...
Posted by The Fabulous Heech on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 09:00:00 PST

Piddily Posh Posh Posh

If you know what the title is from you may have already won. Won something, but you'll have to buy me two of whatever you've won. And is it just me or is Craig Ferguson funny. I mean I liked Kilbo...
Posted by The Fabulous Heech on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST