I go by a few nicknames, most of them variations of my last name: Dostafarian, Rasta Dosta, Mental Dental Doster, Maintenance Man, or just Doster. Once in a while, Tommy D-rings.
Doster is a fun last name to have. You're jealous.
I have a big problem with people who say they're from "The Boro" instead of saying that they're from Tyngsborough. You know why? EVERY OTHER FUCKING TOWN IN MASS ENDS IN "BORO(UGH)". So when you say "I'm from The Boro" it could mean Marlborough, Boxborough, Westborough, Foxborough, Attleborough, Northborough, and probably a bunch of others. Most people who call it "The Boro" are like 18 or 19, so they still haven't realized that the whole planet doesn't revolve around their hometown. I know what it's about, too. It's a lame attempt to make Tyngsborough sound like it's more metropolitan, or city-like. Guess what? Nobody's ever fucking heard of Tyngsborough. If you're from there, you know what I mean, because you've probably tried to get someone to figure it out: "Yeah it's next to Lowell, and south of Nashua. Right. Just on the state line. Yep. Of course you've never heard of it. Yeah? You probably have driven through it on route 3. Yep, not surprised that you still don't know where it is..." And spell it correctly for fuck's sake! UGH at the end. Keep the "rough" in Tyngsborough, if you want to pretend like you're from a city.
Well I'm done here.
AIM- Tyngsboro Police
PS I know that my screen name doesn't have the UGH. It wouldn't fit. I tried. Get fucked...
So I guess I really should write more about me...
I like diners, silly math, obsolete computers, learning more math (like when Aubrey teaches me about taxicab geometry), tea, hot cocoa, my never-ending coffee machine project, robots, pictures of robots that Bryan draws in my car, general mischief, and fiddys.
I haven't finished college but I intend to. I can keep up a good intellectual conversation if I want to. Usually I'd rather act like a small child instead, though.
I haven't "pimped my myspace" because I think the default options are simple and nice enough, and I don't want your computer to crash upon finding this URL. You're welcome.
