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What do I do? Who am I? I'm all sorts of stuff. I think if you asked anyone who knows me that I'm kinda hard to pigeon hole. I'm a geek first and foremost. I know way too much shit about shit people don't even care about. I'll ruin you at Jeopardy. Thats not bragging, its a fact. I like playing board games while yelling a lot more to get you all amped up. I love playing outside. Its still pretty sad though isn't it? I know waaay more about Star Wars than you do, its not even worth your time to try and think you know more because you don't. Most of the stuff I do only annoys people or they think its hilarious. So its a gamble. I'm loud, fairly inappropriate most of the time, I'm hyper and end up knocking over a lot of stuff. Never dare me to anything, because Ill do it and then probably drop my pants. The select handful of people I don't bug the shit out of or scare off get to be my friends... These are the people that make me be the way I am. I have a lot of faults too, you don't need to go point them all out like a dick. I dunno, you can think whatever you want, I don't really give a shit. ================================================= Music is my one true love. I make music, I play music, I once thought I WAS music for an afternoon. (Its a weird story, Ill tell you later.) I respect any musician who can make their instrument scream. You can play the fuckin kazoo for all I care, if you blow me awy with a KAZOO, youre my new hero/ Just play it. Make it work. I love only quality music, which is judged solely by me. I have an extensive list of quality music and you should ask whether what you're listening to is actually worth it. I'll let you know. And my band ==WIDOW SUNDAY== fucking crushes... go listen to us... now. Yes, we have a page here. ================================================= All I as of people is a certain level of respect. You don't have to like me, I don't have to like you, but treat me with dignity and Ill give you nothing but the same in return. Its pretty simple. If you're an asshole, don't waste my time, please, I've got other stuff I could be doing. =================================================I love tattoos...I love getting them, having them, and I LOVE girls with ink. They make me happy.================================================= I like feisty girls who can yell and who can arm-wrestle. I like it when a girl swears like a sailor and laughs when people fall over. I wanna meet the girl who can finally give me a real run for my money, and then get into a mean snowball fight... and I FIIIINALLY found her. And shes the best thing Ive ever seen. Booya! =================================================I'm here to enjoy things, I don't have time for any of your bullshit, nor do I want to pretend I do. All i wanna do is make life a fuckin party. Just have fun, do whatever, whenever. Never turn down a good time. I love smoking cigarettes, it makes me cool. And Im really fuckin' good at smokin' butts too, so Ill stick with it. I dont drink because every fucking liquor that's touched my lips tastes like absolute fucking garbage, and theres no way in hell you can convince me otherwise. Deal with it, Ill still out-party your ass six ways to sunday. Have fun pukin up yer Jager-bombs, ass-hat. I have pentions for: dropping my pants in public, doing grind vocals to Timbaland songs, building unnecessary backyard catapults, fighting nuns, taking kids' lunch money, wishing to god I could have been in Motley Crue. I love random outings, gettin in the car and just crusin. I just want to make you laugh as often as I can, and Ill do pretty much anything to make sure you do. Oh; and I make fesh bundt cakes evey hour, on the hour. ================================================ ============================================================ ==================================== ..................Oh yeah, Im also a phenominal jazz-fusion dancer.