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About Me

I'm slightly retarded and oblivious
"I can't get a life if my heart's not in it." -oasis
I love my close friends with all my heart, especially the ones who have been with me through thick and thin (I can pretty much count you guys on one hand)..and of course, I love my family. umm.. I talk out of my ass sometimes and I apologize, I have this thing where I blurt stuff out without much consideration for others, especially if I feel like being brutally honest. I appreciate yes or no answers when I ask straightforward questions. I can't stand it when people can't take a joke and act serious and angry all the time. It makes me want to reach right in and take the stick out of their ass. I laugh a lot in public places at inappropriate times, and I act pretty retarded..and then I laugh because I think of how crazy I must look when I'm acting retarded and then I laugh even harder.. and that's when an audience develops full of confused/scared people. That just makes it worse because I think it's hilarious to freak people out so I laugh even more..ugh, vicious cycle. Don't put Rom in a room with me, you'll think we both have down syndrome... it's been that way since we were kids. I think frozen grapes are amazing, in fact I'm eating them right now- God bless Marilyn Monroe for making that a fad. Staying in shape is crazy important to me, so is coffee, school, partying and making money. I'm an idealist, sadly. From what I've heard, I come off as cocky, extremely absent minded and hyperactive (which I can be.. don't get me wrong), but I'm actually a huge pussy, even though I'm confident...and I'm pretty relaxed most of the time.. well except for my smart big mouth, it never rests. I try to follow my heart as much as possible, and I do whatever I feel is right. I guess I'm kind of hard to figure out, and that makes sense because I don't even know what I want or what I'm looking for... but I know that when I find it, I'll just know. Patience is a virtue and God knows I have a lot of it. Music can change my mood completely. Beer was made for summer, whiskey for winter. That's why I don't understand how it's illegal to drink coors on beaches. COME ON! PAPER BAG IT PEOPLE!!!
MASPETH MAYHEM!!!!!!

My Interests

natural (roll out of bed) beauty, music that can really move me, songs or scents that remind me of good past times, bohemians, trust, love, blasting la bouche, throwing trail mix at cars, shows, gooood music, smackin butt, crunk pillow fights, crazy people, red lipstick, pulling all nighters, creeps, colors and clothing, hipster bulls, thai food, skanks, dance machines, tomato juice, vitamin water..formula fidddddy, anything turquoise, comfortable silences, campingggg!, driving fast, pretty faces, blunt/honest people who say it like it is...no stupid games, sugar free redbull, COFFEE, light eyes, randomness, slumber parties, the ocean..FUCK pools, dance parties, sunglasses, free spirits, old friends, new friends, road trips, saved by the bell, dancing, NARRNIIAAA, dogs, stealing pauls food, dropping chop sticks, climbing trucks and trees, laughter, THE 80S...seriously, slurpees, sparks, corny oldies, losers, winners, oblivion, independence, pregaming, the smell of clean laundry mmm, my close friends, nice teeth, ridiculousness, my blender, corny jokes, skiing, snowboarding yessssssssss and i dont feel like typing anymore

I'd like to meet:

IF I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, I WON'T ADD YOU
-Guys who don't wear skinny jeans ;)
claudia schiffer cause she's a tall awesome hot bitch

Music:

the monum*i*nts & Your hit parade!!! =)YAAAAAAAHHHHHH BRRRRRRAAHHHHHhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Movies:

tommy boy, the goonies, fight club

Television:

no time for it lately.. but i guess CourtTV aka TRUTV

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk books.. and other interesting or twisted shit

Heroes:

my true friends and family...and Gaby