Jimi - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hello I Am Jimi The King Of Hastings I Am Pretty Cool As You Probably Know
And You Cant Offend Me As Much As I Can Offend You And Your Dead Nan
The Following Types Of People Make Me Laugh And Vomit At The Same Time
THESE KINDS OF PEOPLE MUST BE AVOIDED OR EXTERMINATED!
Beards
Fattys
Wheelchair Users
People Who Have Walking Sticks
Curly Haired People
People With Long Hair
People With Pony Tails
People With Muscular Disceases
People Who Who Hold Hands With People The Same Gender As Themselves
People With Babies That Cry Or Hit Me
People That Live In Brighton
People That Got Offended By My List
Northern Irish People
Alot Of Scottish People
People that have ornaments on there desk then go absoloutely mental when i move them around
People that say oi! jimi you drunk yet!
people that pretent to be kings when they are not
People that go on about the sort of people that they hate
If You Would Like Fantastically Exciting Msn Conversations With Me You May Add Me I Suppose [email protected]
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My Interests

Hating People That Are Slightly Different To Me
Drinking Is Fun Sometimes

I'd like to meet:

People That Don't Worry About Silly Things
People Of Colour
People That Love Me

Music:

Country
Punk
Ska
Reggae
Motown
Blues
Soul
Cajun
Bluegrass
Folk
Oi!
Hip Hop
Anything With Some Substance Really

Movies:

Clockers
Goodfellas
In The Name Of The Father
American History X
Cry Freedom
Deliverence
The Borrowers
Michael Collins
King Kong
Kids
Hook
This Is England
The Eternal Jew

Television:

Eastenders Coronation Street
Deal Or No Deal
Im Alan Partridge
Porridge
Only Fools And Horses
Game On
The Office
Extras

Books:

Borstal Boy
Bandit Country
So This Is Ecstacy
All Quiet On The Hooligan Front
Razzle
Any Auto Biography Of Someone I Like/Find Interesting

Heroes:

Anybody That Will Say Anything To Make Me Laugh

Keith Chegwin

My Blog

Traitors

You Know As Im Blatently The King Of Hastings Due To My Loyalty And Stuff Because I Havent Left It, Well Why Is Some Speccy Army Boy Saying Hes The King Of Hastings, Not Only Am I Not Happy Im Angry N...
Posted by King Jimi Of Hastings on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 06:53:00 PST

London Makes You Racist Innit

So Innnnniiiiiittttttt Friday Went To Behill At 1 O'Clock Met Up With Sam Bastard Who Was Still Grieving About His Dead Gran Got Id For A Lighter 3 Times Got In A Car, Sang Songs And Shouted At People...
Posted by King Jimi Of Hastings on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:55:00 PST

Recently

Sooooo I am currently a bit bored due to the lack of anyone being about at the moment, well anyone prepared to get drunk in the park all day so i am posting my feelings on the internet like sad people...
Posted by King Jimi Of Hastings on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 04:32:00 PST

Viva Mel Gibson

ACHTUNG! As King Of Hastings I Hereby Decree That We Dont Like The JewsUntill Ten Of Them Apoligise For The Death Of Jesus Christ - Unless This Happens By The 21st Of October Hastings Is Official...
Posted by King Jimi Of Hastings on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:27:00 PST

idiots

im posting another fucking cunting blog but i felt the need steve irwin, humans arnt meant to climb over dangerous animals, you never taught me anything, to me you died in vain and wasted oxygen and a...
Posted by King Jimi Of Hastings on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 05:06:00 PST

My Brilliance

Why Is It That I Am Perfect? I Really Wish Everyone Was Exacaly Like Me. I Am Going To Try To Populate The Earth With People Like Me So The Question Is.......... Who Wants To Be The Mother To My Chill...
Posted by King Jimi Of Hastings on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:10:00 PST

LAAANDON

Me and sam went to london, stayed in wood green, met people of different ethnicity, made fun of jews, made friends with wops, and ignored the browns, we had a £45 facial for free because ...
Posted by King Jimi Of Hastings on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 04:06:00 PST

beer and the jimi £ club

everyone who has donated so far thank you...... rum at the crypt was very nice thank you now i think everyone would like to see me with money so if each person on here gives me £1 i shall have enough ...
Posted by King Jimi Of Hastings on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 05:25:00 PST

CUNT

birthdays are bollocks any anyone who has one should die, aaaaarrrrggghhh actually twas ok part from me being pretty sober, i was just wondering why in nearly all my pictures im drinking or drunk, hm...
Posted by King Jimi Of Hastings on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 07:05:00 PST

homeless no more!, birthday, drunk, and nudey women

i am no longer homeless!!, for a little while anyway, as soon as i can get a boat ima outta here, then we will see who laughing at whom. anyway, i do believe its my birthday in a week, and if i h...
Posted by King Jimi Of Hastings on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 10:06:00 PST