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Jess

I am Jess. Please tickle my tummy.

About Me

Hello everyone! I am Jess. I like food and having my tummy rubbed. I can be timid though, as I used to get burnt by matches and someone cut my tongue with some scissors. But not anymore! I live in luxury and my tummy is frequently tickled.I like chasing birds too but I never get them.Woof!

My Interests

Playing the bitey doggie game (other dogs will know how this goes). I like walks and old people and squeaky things to bite. I am scared of children. I also enjoy sneezing VERY loudly.

I'd like to meet:

Someone with eight arms like Vishnu to stroke my tummy.

Music:

I like Stravinsky and Handel and Johnny Cash.

Movies:

Das Boot, Woody Allen, Withnail and I. Lots of film noir.

Television:

Noddy, Doctor Who, Time Team.

Books:

Roger Hargreaves, early Roald Dahl.

Heroes:

Laika, Winston Churchill, Admiral off Admiral Insurance adverts.

My Blog

Is the hot days again

When is sun shining, my family makes the food in the garden on nice-smelling fire. Make sausages, sausages, burgers, vegetables, sausages and more burgers. I, Jess, look sad at them and they give me f...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 05:04:00 PST

Herro sun!

Today, I wake up, wag my tail, wake mum up, she not wag her tail, wake Danny up, he screw up face and hide under big cover. I look out of glass and I see....I see sunshine! Is time of year f...
Posted by Jess on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:08:00 PST

Funny day

Very funny. Tree in room, covered in shiny things. No tree normally and then big tree. Not allowed to pee on it. Is tree, there to be sniffed and peed on but grandlage says 'no Jess, no pee'. My famil...
Posted by Jess on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:01:00 PST

Pheasants

I like chasing pheasants. Sometimes I confuse them with peasants and presents. I like all of those things. I like pheasants as presents....
Posted by Jess on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 01:31:00 PST

Light

I don't think Mum likes it when I wake her up. I think is because she's not dog. She doesn't understand new light means new walks and new food and new tummy stroking and new bird chasing. I love new l...
Posted by Jess on Wed, 24 May 2006 03:20:00 PST

Wet

Is raining today. I don't think humans like rain. Mum doesn't like rain. Her eyes get squinty when I tell her is walking time and the sky is raining. Dogs like rain. I am dog so I like rain. Rain is g...
Posted by Jess on Sun, 21 May 2006 11:19:00 PST

Good round things

Mum bought me ball today. Blue. On piece of rope. I spent at least two minutes swinging it round room before she got frowny and took it off me again. Her muzzle looked like this: She put it unde...
Posted by Jess on Sat, 20 May 2006 01:38:00 PST