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*Easy Squeeze

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About Me

Stop Whispering Start Shouting.
Here's the breakdown:
I live on my own, what I have I worked for, I love my friends, I'm a theater nerd, parking garages are my euphoria, I'm usually a nice person, I have a lot of interests. Amish people usually piss me off.
I bet you won't meet too many people who have thrown up in their pockets.
I love music but it doesn't own me. It doesn't define me either. It's more like a soundtrack that's along for the ride.
I am married to my best friend. After 5 years of being together we did the damn thing in May. Rick has been my rock and saviour.

My Interests

reading,writing,theater,directing,acting,my drama kids,my Durango, film,laughing,sarcasm,palmistry,bad jokes,Walmart at 1 am, nerds,Mitch Hedberg, coffe cups and long winded talks, poetry, Lewis Black,fairies and other creatures, George Carlin,Nintendo, Legend of Zelda, Bubble Bobble,Walt Whitman,music that doesn't suck,chewing pen tops,bottle caps,bad movies like Orgazmo lillies,Poe,Sean Connery,getting chased by geese,knowing that I am no one else but myself

I'd like to meet:

Maybe you. Maybe not.I've got who I need. But I'm always up for a conversation and welcome intellectual stimulation. So if you don't suck at life feel free to contact me.View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

Music:

I like a lot of music. Some you may like. Some you don't. Get over it.Dropkick Murphys, Janis Joplin, Tegan and Sara, Misfits, Henry Rollins, Bob Dylan, Black Flag, Radiohead, R.E.M., Flogging Molly, Peaches, Tori Amos, Johnny Cash, Sublime, White Zombie, Old Metallica, Steve Miller Band, The Clash, Rancid, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Ani Difranco, Tom WaitsJust ask. I may surprise you.

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Orgazmo, Office Space, History of The World Part 1, Young Frankenstien, Mel Brooks period.. The Basketball Diaries, Goodfellas, American Beauty, Stigmata, The Life of David Gale, The Big Lebowski, Reefer Madness, Finding Neverland, Full Metal Jacket, American History X,Chasing Amy (Kevin Smith period), Saved!,Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, About Schmidt, Saw(all 3), The Royal Tenenbaums, A Bug's Life, Stripes, etc.

Television:

Rocko's Modern Life, Ren and Stimpy, CSI, M.A.S.H., Reno 911, Upright Citizens Brigade, etc.

Books:

I read more than you. Try me.

Heroes:

**You are my sunshine**
My Mother Debra Marini R.I.P 8-20-2005
"There's a little bit of something me--in everything in you"

My Blog

holy cortizone cream batman

It's about that time again.I'm sitting out on my deck stealing internet all while listening to my dog bark like a maniac. Mosquitos are starting to come out so I won't be out here very long.I have a l...
Posted by *Easy Squeeze on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:46:00 PST

Ive got no room for a lie so verbose

***yes, the lessons are all around us and a change is waiting there so it's time to pick through the rubble, clean the streets and clear the air*** My profile is coming off of block for a short time o...
Posted by *Easy Squeeze on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:43:00 PST

You are my sunshine..

Two years today.Two years.Where has the time gone? Do I really have to say out loud that's it's been two years since I've seen your face?Two years since I've heard you speak? Hugged you? Told you that...
Posted by *Easy Squeeze on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:03:00 PST

more and more it feels like I’m doing a really bad impersonation of myself

I'm updating for the sake of an update.I don't have anything to say.Other than between my heart and my head I'm very lost. My father is in the hospital. How does that make me feel? Alone and confused ...
Posted by *Easy Squeeze on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 02:06:00 PST

Birthdayness

Ok..so now is not the best time to write all of this...   But I want to thank everyone for the best Birthday I've ever had in my life...EVER. It was...amazing. It's all thanks to great friends, g...
Posted by *Easy Squeeze on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:42:00 PST

Happy St. Patty's Day

"May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back, May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rains fall soft upon your fields and, Until we meet again, May God hold you in the palm ...
Posted by *Easy Squeeze on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 08:49:00 PST

long drive home..

I love driving under overpasses in storms.when the rain stops and startslike the beats of my heart.It's gray skies and real tears.I'm all ears for any explanations as to whymy stomach is burningand ch...
Posted by *Easy Squeeze on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 07:43:00 PST

Some people have everything to hide

Yet point fingers at me and play Judas.Always remember kids, when you point your finger--3 more point right back at you.I never claimed to be holier than thou. But I also know who and what I am. I fin...
Posted by *Easy Squeeze on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 08:18:00 PST

your brain seems bruised with numb surprise

I shang-hai'd this from Katy because it is a good idea. So thanks bud :-)Here are fifteen statements to fifteen different people. No names are mentioned. I am not telling who is who. It is also in ran...
Posted by *Easy Squeeze on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:45:00 PST

Man, I'm just tired and bored with myself

Attention: confused rant ahead. Don't try to understand it. I don't think I do..this is what packing last minute does to my brain   So...It's my last day in this dredful apartment. I have to fin...
Posted by *Easy Squeeze on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 03:21:00 PST