Considerations; Part X (where X is equal to nevermind) |
The last time you looked in the mirror, did you imagine what you probably looked like before you actually looked? My self image seems to include a beard now. Maybe that's a sign. Do you picture yourse...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:10:00 GMT |
Hopes and Fears |
What follows is the definitive list of the top ten Hopes most likely to let you down this schoolyear. (in order of improbability): 10. The next Incubus album will be good 9. Osama Bin Laden will be ca...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 23:14:00 GMT |
and now its time for another HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWFUL |
HOLY SHITHORMEL TAMALESARE FUCKING AWFULAnd anyone you feed them to will hate you forever.So sometimes, when your only method of food preparation is boiling water or a microwave, you want a little var...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 13:09:00 GMT |
creative writing |
Where you aware that Creative Writing does not necessarily constitute "creative" or "writing"? Avoid Dr. Nuala Archer as a professor at CSU at all costs. I'm talking kill-your-own-mother-with-a-broken...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:46:00 GMT |
things not to do when making a movie |
The following things should never be seen in a film ever again.1. Characters escaping an explosion by running or jumping away from a slow moving fireball that chases them through the corridors of the ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:07:00 GMT |
syringe full of swedish fish |
Inconsistancy coincides with the consistant constant of inconsistancy, therefore undermining itsself by its own definitions and desiring a word all its own for its very real existance and meaning. (AJ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 13:01:00 GMT |
disappointing hordes |
The following qualities common in many people disappoint me greatly: -failing to follow through with things -being aloof towards humans -not enjoying fun and creativity -decietfulness -fundamentalism...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 23:22:00 GMT |
SUBPAR HEROES IS RELEASED |
"The SubPar Heroes" was released today. All of your problems are over. The link is here. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cavernsandcreepythings The game is amazing. 119 hard copies are floating around ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 14:21:00 GMT |
how to prank an alex |
So someone hijacked my AIM sn today. Did they harass my girlfriend? No. Did they say weird things to my distant aquaintances? No. Did they have me "come out of the closet" to all of my friends? Nope.W...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 19:57:00 GMT |
car commercials |
Life LessonsCar commercials don't work. People who need cars buy them when they need them based on the job they need them for. They buy based on cost and what they research about the model's performan...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 16:35:00 GMT |
