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Mafiosa™ [tex-dirt]

And shepherds we shall be, for thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, ou

About Me


*** Kickass background artwork generously provided by talented younger sister. ***
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Who Would Slaughter You in a Horror Movie? Find out @ She's Crafty
You Are 78% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
GIVIN MY BOYS A SHOUT OUT!!!!! MISS YOU GUYS! HOPE YOU ARE KICKIN ASS DOWN IN CALI!!!! IM STILL YOUR BIGGEST FAN! CHECK THESE GUYS OUT....THEY'RE OFF THE HIZZY!!! OPEN AIR STEREO!!!!
CLICK the above TOURGASM POSTER to check out exclusive new promos posted in my VIDEO section! Don't forget to tell the world you are having a TOURGASM June 11th @ 11:00 on HBO.SEE THIS MOVIE!!
PATRICK BATEMAN: I have to return some video tapes
ATM MACHINE: Feed me a stray cat
...my kind of man
Would you survive a horror movie? Find out @ She's Crafty

My Interests

************************************************************ ************************************************************ ******Music, anything but i FUCKING HATE COUNTRY, like some rap (Nelly, T.I., Chingy), snowboarding, GOLDSCHLAGER!, surfing (Cali dreamin), concerts, boys, kickin it, softball, football, baseball, athletes, rockstars, black nail polish...some crap in japanese...haha...thanks Roo!ALMOST my last name....

I'd like to meet:


GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDESmy future husband i took this pic!!

Music:

My Chemical Romance, The Bravery, The Killers, Green Day, Alkaline Trio, Pepper, O.A.R., Less Than Jake, Motley Crue, Open Air Stereo, Imogen Heap, Kasabian, Blink-182, The Caesars, OkGo, Guns 'N' Roses, Oasis, Sum 41, Supertramp, Steve Miller, Tom Petty, JET, Towers of London, Boston, The Faint, The Mars Volta, The Matches, Offspring, The Servant, The Shins, Snow Patrol, The Verve, White Stripes, Black Eyed Peas...

Movies:

Terminator 2, Aliens, Road Warrior, The Exorcist, American Psycho, Halloween, Manos: The Hands of Fate (haha), The Labrynth, Fern Gully, The Longest Yard, Friday Night Lights, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Godfather Part I and II, Edward Scissorhands, any MST 3000, Sleepy Hollow, IT, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Pet Semetary, The Ring, The Others...

Television:

Don't watch too much t.v. except the O.C. (gotta represent SoCal), so here are some quotes from my future husband: ********************* *BEST QUOTE EVER* ********************* "If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about." - Gerard Way ****************************************** "How many ladies in the house tonight!? *Fans scream* Oh, shit... All you ladies scream! *Fans scream again* Now that I have the ladies' attention, I want to tell you something. Some day, you're going to go to a concert and see a rock star. He may look like me, or him, or us, or any one, and he's going to tell you if you show him your tits he'll take you backstage. And I want you.... to spit in that mother fucker's face! *Fans scream* Because you are better than that!" -Gerard Way before playing Our Lady of Sorrows ****************************************** "Are my pants tight enough? Do you want to fuck me? Scream if you want to fuck me." - Gerard Way (I'm actually screaming right now) ****************************************** "If you don't go to highschool you will definitely go to jail." - Gerard Way ****************************************** "We got banned from Orange County" -Gerard Way ****************************************** "This song is about suicide... don't do it." - Gerard Way (before Headfirst for Halos)

Books:

You guys read?

Heroes:

Spiderman and Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez from The Sandlot

My Blog

These lyrics apply to you...

...except for the fact that this song was written for a girl....so just reverse it!  It Hurts by Angels & Airwaves: It hurts...  Is this what you want 'Cause everybody acts without a clu...
Posted by Mafiosa™ [bangarang] on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 09:58:00 PST

What I've learned in college so far...

You know you're wasted when: --You say, "Aah, drunk! I'm shit again."   --You try to insert the keyring into the keyhole instead of the key.   --You get into the back seat by mistake and cal...
Posted by Mafiosa™ [bangarang] on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 03:39:00 PST