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About Me

Myspace Layouts My name is Lynelle. My favorite BEER is Alexander Keiths....I thought I'd add that(I am a label peeler). I believe that I am a very nice person. My children mean the world to me. Hmmm.... what else....I love italian food. I have a 3 year old son, 7 week old baby boy and a 6 year old step daughter. My children are my everything. I tend to be shy at first-so my shyness has been mistaken for snobiness. My pet peeves are control freaks, perverts and bitches with high standards. Having children has brought back my youth, I love playing with them and can't stand the parents that make their children grow up too fast. I love being silly and making the kids laugh. I can be a bitch at times, becoming a parent has changed every aspect of me-I don't let anyone walk all over me. I live life to it's fullest and have no regrets of my past...I have done nothing but learn from my past...although their are things I have done that I definately won't be doing again-OHHHH HIGHSCHOOL. I love the person I have become...COM'ON HOW CHEESY IS THAT :) muahahaha. My number 1 missed memory is my friends...those I have known since highschool-and most importantly those I have known longer...since becoming a mom my entire life has changed...including those I hang out with, I hold on to the memories that I have shared with my friends very close to me and will never forget them-THEY STILL MAKE ME LAUGH. I love them all!! OH and I love slurpees! YAY 7-11!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Vin Diesel-and rub that bald head of his....Brad Pit and squeeze his nice ass.....Jessica Simpson-just cause she is beautiful....ohhhhh and the Pussy Cat dolls....need I explain why? I THINK NOT!

My Blog

My thoughts on people

People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:32:00 GMT

Beauty

Inner beauty is the strength to be able to love yourself. When you love yourself you become completely unselfish. When you are unselfish you have the ability to make others feel beautifu...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:31:00 GMT

Words to live by

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, b...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:32:00 GMT

Just for...

Just for this morning, I am going to step over the laundry, and pick you up and take you to the park to play. Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how t...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:30:00 GMT

Mommy

Once upon a time there was a child ready to be born. One day, the child asked God, "They tell me you are going to send me to Earth tomorrow but how am I going to live there being so small an...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:29:00 GMT

I OWE MY MOTHER

I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGIO...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:28:00 GMT

Children Do Not realize

Children Do Not Realize As children, we can't comprehend or fully realize The meaning of our mother's love, how tender and how wise. Her patience and her guidance, her helpful, caring ways,...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:25:00 GMT

Mastercard Wedding

I received this via email. I thought it was hilarious so now I share it with you all! MASTERCARD WEDDING You got to love this guy... This is a true story&...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:24:00 GMT