Bogart the K [Paul k]

Quotes:
Charli: You know how your life flashes before your eyes? Well, there'll be Pieg, "MM! Cookies!"
Michelle: Yeah! HAH. I was like, "Pieg! Those are my mom's cookies! You can't eat those!"

Carlos: Pot is like a social butterfly. It travels around the room.

Josh: I smoke because it makes my voice raspy and it makes me look cool.

Me: Hah. I don't mind taking care of them. I just mind when they try to bust my groove.
Caleb: Have you ever thrown a pet out the window for busting your groove?
Me: WTF?! No....

Charli: What the fuck is AIM?!....BIBLE READINGS?! ANGEL WISDOM?!?
Michelle: Matt, are you renewing your faith?

Ezekiel: I hypnotized Anthony into getting me a beer.
Sadie: He was sleeping..
Ezekiel: I hypnotized him, he's cool.
Sadie: That beer is old..
Ezekiel: No, it's fresh.
Sadie: Oh, so you got it from the fridge?
Ezekiel: It's not that fresh.

Michelle to Matt: STOOOPPP!! It's already not empty....

Me to Matt: I don't think I'll support you in that..
Matt: Yeah, I don't think I'll support myself.
Me: I'll stick 8 nicotine patches on you.
Michelle: So you'll kill him?
Me: Yeah. Or he can smoke.
Michelle to Matt: So you either volunteer to get lung cancer, or she'll kill you.

Selene: mmm...honeybun
Me: Heh.
Me: ew.
Me: I want icecream
Selene: better than pussy.
Selene: hahaha
Selene: joking.
Me: HA NOT!
Selene: i wish I had some..
Me: Me too
Me: wait
Me: some what?
Selene: pussy.
Selene: vagiiina
Selene: el cuntino
Me: Ohh, ok ha. I was ganna say...
Me: Icecream is lame compared to pussy
Selene: lol

Me: I would, but I can't even run down my street.
Caleb: I bet you could if you tried.
Me: You have no idea how much I smoke, do you?
Caleb: Yeah, I know... I just do this to everybody. I think if you got some adrenaline pumping through you and a man with a machete behind you you could run to the end of your street though.
Me: Well with those circumstances, I'm sure I can.

Me: ASL
Selene: which is
Me: american sign language
Selene: oh
Me: yup :]
Selene: well, aren't you nifty
Me: Heh.
Me: I suppose.
Selene: i suppose that comes in use when you're fingering a girl
Me: ha
Me: XD
Me: I suppose it does.

Logan: What's the favorite word of the 60s?
Me&&Hitler: What?
Logan: 'ere.

Hitler to Logan: Christ, take the fucking hit!....I feel like Megan.

Me: Dude, she camps.
Hitler: Blahblahblahblah.

Me to Logan: If it's only for tonight, I want you to enjoy yourself.
Hitler: Hah! He's felt my boobs.

Hitler: Look at all that spit!
Me to Logan: Drink it! Drink it!
Hitler: It's all Axey flavored.

Hitler: Pieg!...oh shit. I just spilled wine on myself..

Hitler: One time I was smoking a cigarette and I handed you a cigarette...wait. Lighter.
Logan: One time I had a penis on my ass.

Black kid: What is he doing to the chicken?
The class: He's skinning and boning it.
Pat: Paige, have you ever boned a chicken?
Me: No, I don't eat meat...
Pat: NO! Have you ever boned a chicken??
Me: No....
Michelle: You got to remember, he's black. He's use to eating the bones and the skin.
Me: Oh yeah! Fried chicken!
Chris: And...something. You gatta grow shrooms.

Chris: What is she talking about?
Michelle: She wants to fuck him.
Chris: What is the opposite of a chimo?
Michelle: Someone who molests the elderly.
Chris: That's what Pieg is.

Chris: I hate Mr. Palina.
Micheille: I like Mr. Palina.
Me: Mr. Palina is ugly!
Michelle: I know! The girl in the red sweater, isn't she!? She's really really ugly!
Me: WHAT?! I said Mr. Palina...
Michelle: Oh. Well she is really ugly...
Me: Yeah she is.

Chris to me: Would you like to meet Jack the chimo?
Me: No.
Chris: Why not? You like older men, you might like him.
Michelle: Pieg doesn't like chinese men!

(talking about Kiki and Mr. Smith)
Me: What if she doesn't like him?
Mcihelle: Just keep her drunk!

Mr. Smith: Like Russian. I can't pronounce Russian letters. What does a backwards r sound like? rrrrr. But if it's a backwards r, would it go ruuuu?
Michelle: I can't work like this!