Home bound |
It began like any normal day. I woke up, drew a bath of jello, shaved my back, brushed my teeth, ate the bath, then did 500 naked round house kicks until my body reeked with the stench of a...
Posted by QWERTY on Fri, 09 May 2008 10:12:00 PST |
The Oven of lovin |
I haven't written much lately mainly because I swore by the armies of Rohan that I would destroy myspace by means of neglect. It's so weird because even though I did not log in for a month it st...
Posted by QWERTY on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 05:06:00 PST |
Sams epic adventure |
A dog is always in the push up posititon......Thankgiving was afoot. the only thing that stood in my way was three states, 10 hours and, and a 500 lb man named bubba. I luckily bribed bubba with a 2 ...
Posted by QWERTY on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:46:00 PST |
25 pounds in 4 months |
I have officially hit the bottom of the barrel..... I came home from a day of selling and quickly shimmied my fat ass to my food cabinet and polished of an entire bag of oreos!!!!!! I usually gain a l...
Posted by QWERTY on Thu, 04 May 2006 11:17:00 PST |
The last and final day |
ok, by day three we missed utah like the desert misses the rain.... children were frolicking on the grassy knoll that beautiful Sunday afternoon. here is a clip of the phatty crib.Get this video and ...
Posted by QWERTY on Wed, 03 May 2006 10:46:00 PST |
2 friends, 3 states, and Half a burrito day duce |
"Dan..... I can't feel my face!" were the words that rang through the cabin as I lay completely frozen like a bra in the freezer at a cheerleader slumber party. Like I said earlier, we got to the cab...
Posted by QWERTY on Tue, 02 May 2006 01:23:00 PST |
2 friends, 3 states, and Half a burrito |
So our night began like any ordinary night, we hit the freeway at around 11:30 and were cruising at a normal speed of 90 miles an hour. Dan was fantasizing about cheescake and I was fiddling with my ...
Posted by QWERTY on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 11:53:00 PST |
I just wanted to write something here |
So, a blog is an interesting thing. I think I will use this forum to vent and share a few thoughts on whatever comes to mind. But, for now though, I will just type this brief, and very uninteresting...
Posted by QWERTY on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 12:09:00 PST |
