Sabotage? End of the Beginning? |
A signal man running for the rebels was intercepted and shot - this news comes to you again via another brave rebel soldier. Is this the end of the beginning for Gormenghast? Or the beginning of the e...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 11:33:00 GMT |
Rabid Dogs @ Party |
Two Rabid Dogs have gone wild at party - scaring the Poodles!!!Tip:Kick the Rabid DogsKeep kicking them!This makes them angry and they will biteWhen they bite you can put them down!Kicking dogs is ea...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:29:00 GMT |
Rebellion within Gormenghast! |
Readers - I bring you news of a rebellion within Gormenghast and a vicious assault upon the rebel troops by Captain Ennui and Prince Hobnob. Later The Dragon (the veritable Beast) was seen attacking t...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:41:00 GMT |
Poodle Power |
In the country of the Blind the One-Eyed man is King...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:22:00 GMT |
Rebel Counter-Offensive |
Captain Swing, leader of the rebel army announces that a major counter-offensive has been launched against Gormenghast Castle. The Dragon has not been seen or heard of but Captain Ennui might well fin...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 02:09:00 GMT |
Gormenghast Rocket Attack |
Gormenghast Castle sent a vicious rocket attack this week. Unfortunatley some of the rockets will have exploded within the castle walls. Rebel troops are preparing a counter-offensive.News from inside...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 04:31:00 GMT |
Lawn Menace |
There was pandemonium today when a Rabid Dog upset tables and chairs at the Queen's "Anyone for Tennis?" bash...Who let the Rabid Dog in? In the mayhem that ensued following the Rabid Dog's rampage th...
Posted by on Thu, 21 May 2009 05:59:00 GMT |
Gormenghast |
Rebellion within the walls of Gormenghast Castle!!!! What news of The Dragon and Captian Ennui?The walls may indeed come crumbling down....Perhaps more heavy artillery this week. Over & Out.
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 03:11:00 GMT |
Sun Sets |
The Sun may Set but not before its propaganda infects...Wow all sounds very cataclysmic and apocalyptic don't it? So now I will cast my gaze to the heavens and the real sun that illuminates this darke...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 03:09:00 GMT |
The Sun LIES?! |
The Sun newspaper may have just scraped the bottom of its barrel with some recent lies. Is it now the (nasty) rag of the (nasty) Poodle Conspiracy. The Poodles must be getting desparate to hang on to ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 02:48:00 GMT |
