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Jack

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I love wearing chocolate shoes and baked bean suits.If you are a half baked bean fashion victim please, bring up a chair light up a chocolate cig and lets chat about the past, aaaaaar bliss

My Interests

Passions are:- Writing. Art. The Sea. Coffee. Wine. Music. Sainsbury's. And I'm becoming quite fond of Waitrose also!

I'd like to meet:

An Irish Coffee Lover, who enjoys the Irish part more. Who also likes words, God, Nature, and drinking red wine, white wine, pink wine, and if there's any other colour of wine I haven't yet discovered, then I like that also! Did I mention I also like wine? Someone who also likes writing Poetry and likes to talk with their mouths! Deep Talking, Irrelevant talking, and No talking too. Music is also as important as the air we breathe. Music is everything, writing too. Everything we do today, tomorrow is obselete. Which is cool as you can do whatever and who cares!!

Music:

The Damned, Monster Magnet, Bobbie Dylan, John Renborn, Miles, Motorhead, The Fall, Tom Waits, The The, Coltrane, The Ramones, Soundgarden, Early Aerosmith, Led Zep, RlBurn, John Lee Hooker, Ozzy, Iggy, Morphine, The Cramps, Zillions's of bands from the 70's and 80's, Fela Kuti. Monk. Circle Jerks........

Movies:

70's. Newmans Dressing, Mr Sheen, Fellini, Herzog, "Trevor Macdonald 2, the nightmare continues." Big.

Television:

No signal is best. But I sometimes tune into watch the Queens speech but its never on, so i'm at a loss to know what to watch. Note to Queen "Pull your socks up girl"Oh I forget, Trumpet, that was my fave prog!!!

Books:

Mr Men and picture books mainly! Knut Hansun, Celine, no fiction anymore. I just watch the news for that!

Heroes:

The Queens Corgi's are very inspiring. So low to the ground yet carry themselves with such aplomb and dignity.

My Blog

Bill And Jacks Great Oddiesy

Hi Bill Merry Xmas, Easter, etc, hope you are well. I'm cool thanks. Thanks for asking! Well I say I'm fine but of course I'm kinda struggling to cope with not seeing you and the blonde Vixen on telly...
Posted by Jack on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 02:54:00 PST

Dear Bill no:8

Hi Billsie Loved that springwatch again, it was awesome. There was one thing missing though, no Jack. Don't worry I didn't take offence, I took the stile instead. Hey, I saw two pigeons today, they'r...
Posted by Jack on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 01:21:00 PST

SOS,BILL ODDIE'S BEEN ABDUCTED

Dear Bill How are you old fruit? It's been a long time since I've seen you on the tele. I'm getting worried. Have you been captured by a Giant Lady Pigeon and been forced to wear a Pigeon Co...
Posted by Jack on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:12:00 PST

FAO:- Bill Oddie RE:- Birds of Pray

Hello Billy, trust you're well, you sure look it, and your co-presenter (the Blonde Haired Vixen) looks very healthy as well; she sure is a real font of knowledge on wildlife! it is qui...
Posted by Jack on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:32:00 PST

FAO:-Bill Oddie. RE:-Albatross

Hi Billy Haven't seen that owl for a bit, but don't fret, I have seen an Albatross, unfortunately it was in my Cat Basil's Mouth at the time, but good news, his 10ft wings were still flapping. I cha...
Posted by Jack on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:03:00 PST

FAO:- Bill oddie -RE:- A Barn Owl

Hi Billy Just letting you know that I have seen an Owl today, it was white and looked magnifico, i trust I'll get a mention on your little wildlife program tonight, maybe I can have my own spot? ...
Posted by Jack on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:35:00 PST