What can I say, I'm a stud, as proven by a scientific study of two people that were either drunk or stoned but it doesn't matter since you probably will never know and or meet them. But trust me, they said it.
9 out of 10 doctors have no idea who I am nor do they care and an independent panel of engineers that were paid 10 cents each, state that I am solely at fault for letting Sally Struthers' thighs wipe out half the Pygmy population in New Guinea.
My dream job would be as a mattress & couch tester in between bouts with the xbox 360. Oh wait, that was my previous job. Currently I'm a currency trader and while the hours may suck, I have no life so it doesn't really matter.
When I have a free minute or two outside of work I fill the role of being a VW fanatic and a bit of a "gun whore" in that I like to collect & shoot WWII era rifles.
If the mood strikes me I'll try to ride one of my sector 9 longboards or work on / drive one of my cars. Most likely though, you'll be able to find me dabbling around with some camera stuff, going to the range to kill some paper or my favorite past time event - lounging around trying to imitate a person in a coma.
As well, I'll play a little bass guitar every now and then and tool around on my 360.
