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J~PORT

Orgasm Donor... Parental Discretion is advised

About Me

Hello ladies! My name is Justin Porter. I moved to Kalispell in January of 06 and im havin a blast! I work at Jesco Boat Center and i also strip for old ladies! Ha ha jokes. Im in the army reserve stationed here in Kalispell and I play football for the Glacier Knights. I enjoy workin out and stayin in shape. I work hard and play even harder. ;) Im single and love to party all the time so if your up for a good time hit me up. Lata

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My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Justin Porter
Birthday: 03/21/1987
Birthplace: Great Falls
Current Location: Kalispell
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: black
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: dunno
The Shoes You Wore Today: k-swiss
Your Weakness: kryptonite
Your Fears: heights
Your Perfect Pizza: peperonni and sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: no DUI's
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: kitty
Your Best Physical Feature: my buttcheeks
Your Bedtime: 4:35 AM
Your Most Missed Memory: graduation night
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: sometimes
Do you Sing: in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: nope
Do you want to get Married: prolly
Do you belive in yourself: sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: do you
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: i dont know
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: makin babies
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: spider-man
What country would you most like to Visit: mexico
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: all colors
Short or Long Hair: either one
Height: shorter than me
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: nude
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 49?
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2

You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down.

I'd like to meet:


Music:


Which South Park character are you?
Cartman
A big fat kid that hates hippies and likes making fun of jews.(kyle)


Movies:


Your Porn Star Name Is...
Charlie Cumalot

Television:


What football postion fits you best?

Fullback
Your an aggresive person. You tend to want the small yards but the feeling of knowing you punished a player trying to stop you

Books:

Myspaceparnks.com - Games for Myspace

Heroes:


The Flash The Flash 85% Iron Man 75% Spider-Man 55% Robin 55% Superman 50% Supergirl 45% Wonder Woman 45% Hulk 45% Green Lantern 45% Catwoman 30% Batman 15% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.