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King Of the Herbs

About Me

I'm Max and I'm living well right now. Life definitely throws ya some curveballs, but you beat'em out. I have some really good people in my life. I get along with my parents. I have a wonderful nephew. A great job. So life couldn't be that much better. I really can't complain.MMA training is starting to become a part of my life. So I have some great friends who are involved also. It's a goal I've set out and will do my best to accomplish it. I'm a purty funny dude. Anyone that has met me, have definitely gotten a good laugh from me. I'm a badass bowler. My dicks not as big as Gavin's. "My ass" is tattooed on my ass. YEah don't pay attention to that. I plan to get more badass tattoos from Eric Alvino at Bad Apple. He is sick, get him some work people. Anyways i love you all.

My Interests

Jackass stunts
Bowling
Partying
MMA
Sex
Being naked at random moments
Pooping
Ganja
Blow dart guns
Scratching my balls
Penis tricks
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Basketball
Baseball
Football
UFC

Heroes:

H1 My Heroes First of all my parents. They have raised me into the man I am. They have been and will always be there for me. I love you both with all my heart. Jacques Wow dude, i never would of guessed we would be living together and having the time of our lives. I honestly thought we would stay friends but slowly drift apart after the years. But each day brings us closer and closer bro. Yes, we fight and get annoyed once in awhile, but honestly we've came way too far and been through way too much to just stop cuz of our feuds. Your my best friend. Gavin We almost had our relationship ruined. I don't know where I would be right now if it weren't for you. There's not a moment I don't want to hangout with you. I would be typing away for years if I had to write down every moment you've made me laugh. Your a great person and overall a great friend. If you kill Jacques you replace that biotch easily hahaha shibby. Frank You are one of the strongest people I know. After all you've been through in the last year, I still don't even know how you stand. No matter what anyone says about you, you're my hero. Your definitely OPC material haha but your one of my best friends. Get your ass back to Vegas. Armando Your hilarious, your sense of humor defeats every single person I know. Your ability to become great at whatever you try astonishes me. I am glad that our friendship has rekindled to an even higher extent. I feel the friendship we have now is one that will last forever. Chris True friendship is the word that describes you the best. It's two words but whatever. I've been through a lot and you have been there every step of the way. Your one of the people i have utmost respect for. Thank you Chris for all of the great times we've had and I know there are plenty more to come.

To the rest of you, you all have a special place in my heart. You will all be my friends forever. But those people are not only my friends. They are my family.