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Jesus ☮(CKA)

Life is like eating 100 peep's at once, at first you dont really think its worth it, and in the end

About Me

My name is Zach and i go to Daniel Boone HS, Im a hippie who likes paintball, sk8boarding, surfing, snowboarding, video games [Halo 1,2,3 Rock Band, Guitar Hero] I enjoi being out side and being with my friends. MySpace Codes MySpace Comments MySpace Layouts MySpace Pranks Upload Images

My Interests

Cannabis Sativa (Marijuana) Psilocybe Cubensis (Shrooms) Lysergic Acid Diethylamide (LSD) Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (Ecstasy) Alpha-Methyltryptamine (IT-290)

I'd like to meet:

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on* Stacy's mom has got it goin' on* Stacy's mom has got it goin' on* Stacy's mom has got it goin' on* ***************************************** Stacy, can I come over after school? (after school)* We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)* Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)* Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)* ***************************************** You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be* I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see* ***************************************** Stacy's mom has got it goin' on* She's all I want and I've waited for so long* Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me* I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom* ***************************************** Stacy's mom has got it goin' on* Stacy's mom has got it goin' on* ***************************************** Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)* Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)* I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)* And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there" (a spot over there)* ***************************************** And I know that you think it's just a fantasy* But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me* ***************************************** Stacy's mom has got it goin' on* She's all I want, and I've waited so long* Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me* I know it might be wrong,* but I'm in love with Stacy's mom* ***************************************** Stacy's mom has got it goin' on* She's all I want and I've waited for so long,* Stacy can't you see your just not the girl for me,* I know it might be wrong but oh oh (I know it might be wrong)* I'm in love with (Stacy's mom oh oh) (Stacys mom oh oh)* I'm in love with Stacy's mom*

Music:

[Chorus] They see me rollin* They hatin* Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty* Tryin to catch me ridin dirty* Tryin to catch me ridin dirty* Tryin to catch me ridin dirty* Tryin to catch me ridin dirty* My music so loud* I'm swangin* They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty* Tryin to catch me ridin dirty* Tryin to catch me ridin dirty* Tryin to catch me ridin dirty* Tryin to catch me ridin dirty* ***************************************** [Verse 1] Police think they can see me lean* I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen* When you see me ride by they can see the glean* And my shine on the deck and the TV screen* Ride with a new chick, she like hold up* Next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola* Turn a jacker into a coma* Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone* Just tryin to bone ain't tryin to have no babies* Rock clean itself so I pull in ladies* Laws of patrolling you know they hate me* Music turned all the way up until the maximum* I can speak for some niggas tryin to jack for some* But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a nigga locked up in the maximum* Security cell, I'm grippin oak* Music loud and tippin slow* Twist and twistin like hit this dough* Pull up from behind and is in his throat* Windows down gotta stop pollution* CDs change niggas like who is that producing?* This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin* Got warrants in every city except Houston but I'm still ain't losin* ***************************************** [Chorus] ***************************************** [Verse 2] I been drinkin and smokin holdin shit cause a brother can't focus* I gotta get to home 'fore the po po's scope this big ol* Excursion swerving all up in the curve man* Nigga been sippin on that Hennessey and the gin again is in again we in the wind* Doin a hundred while I puff on the blunt* And rollin another one up, we livin like we ain't givin a fuck* I got a revolver in my right hand, 40 oz on my lap freezing my balls* Roll a nigga tree, green leaves and all* Comin pretty deep, me and my do-jo* I gotta get back to backstreets* Wanted by the six pound and I got heat glock glock shots to the block we creep creep* Pop Pop hope cops don't see me, on a low key* With no regards for the law we dodge em like fuck em all* But I won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y'all* Keep a gun in car, and a blunt to spark, but well if you want, nigga you poppin dark* Ready or not we bust shots off in the air Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire* ***************************************** [Chorus] ***************************************** [Verse 3] Do what you thinkin so, I tried to let you go* Turn up a blink of light and I swang it slower* A nigga upset for sure cause they think they know that* they catchin me with plenty of the drink and dro* So they get behind me tryin to check my tags, look at my rearview and they smilin* Thinkin they'll catch me on the wrong well keep tryin* Cause they denyin is racial profiling* Houston, TX you can check my tags* Pull me over try to check my slab* Glove compartment gotta get my cash* Cause the crooked cops try to come up fast* And been a baller that I am I talk to them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude* When they realize I ain't even ridin dirty bet you'll be leavin with an even madder mood* I'mma laugh at you then I'mma have to cruise I'm in number two on some more DJ Screw* You can't arrest me plus you can't sue* This a message to the laws tellin them WE HATE YOU* I can't be touched or tell 'em that they shoulda known* Tippin' down, sittin' crooked on my chrome* Bookin' my phone, tryin' to find a chick I wanna bone* Like they couldn't stop me I'mma 'bout to pull up at your home and it's on* ***************************************** [Chorus 2x]

Movies:

MC Hammer

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Television:

Which Scrubs Character Are You?
You're Doctor Cox!
Sarcastic and cynical, but deep down we know you care.
Sometimes it's ok to let that show.
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Books:

ha ha, books now thats funny What Kind of Hippie are You?
Hi there, Pot Head. Sure, your a real hippie. You love Mother Nature, especially any part of it that can make you see things or get you high. You support peace, especially that glorious euphoria that happens whenever you smoke it up. So rock on. Just be careful with those brain cells of yours.
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New which skateboarder are you (with pics this time)

Geoff Rowley
Your not THAT dumb but your jump BIG ASS SHIT you are an amazing skater and everyone likes you
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You scored as Desert Eagle. Desert Eagle. This... handgun... fires 7 .50 caliber bullets. Although powerful, it is not quite suited for battle because of it's large muzzle flash, extreme recoil, and limited clip capacity... but still, it's a .50 cal!

1911


100%

Desert Eagle


100%

Glock 20


83%

Beretta 92FS


50%

Glock 19


33%
What Handgun Fits You Best?
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.. You scored as Rock and Roll RockStar. You a Rock and Roll Rock Star! You like to play classic guitars and listen to classic music. You like Van Halen, Led Zepplin and The Who.

Rock and Roll RockStar


80%

Punk Rockstar


60%

Metal Rockstar


50%

Goth Rockstar


40%

Emo Rockstar


0%
What kind of Rockstar are you?
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You scored as Biohazard. The biohazard is a representation of craziness, dissorder, and a number of other things. (This I am sure connects to you as well, after all you scored it) You are inspired by your own personal creativity, and you feel you are empowered by your symbol.

Biohazard


88%

Swastika


88%

Skull


69%

Cross


56%

Ankh


31%
What's your symbol?
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You scored as Pothead. Your're not really a hippie... you just like your ganja. And that's fine - as long as you don't get in legal trouble too many times.

One Intelectual Individual


88%

Pothead


88%

New Age Hippie


88%

Original Hippie


63%

Earth-Child


50%

Not a Hippie


38%
What type of hippie are you?
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You scored as rum. you are rum. you are adventurous and fun loving, but laid back and cool. you like to travel and love good times.

rum


96%

absinthe


83%

beer


83%

champagne


83%

midori


79%

whiskey


71%

wine


71%

daiquaries


58%

bourbon


50%

vodka


50%
what alcoholic drink are you (pictures)
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You scored as Mushrooms. Shrooms! You're still goin for one of the most natural drugs. You'd like to visit a whole other world, and see things you've never seen before. Fucking trippy.

Mushrooms


88%

Inhalents


81%

Marijuana


75%

Ecstacy


63%

Cocaine


50%

Alcohol


44%

None!


25%
What's your ideal drug?
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You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism


75%

Christianity


63%

Buddhism


63%

Islam


58%

Hinduism


50%

agnosticism


50%

Paganism


42%

atheism


17%

Judaism


17%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)

Moonlight
You have moonlight eyes. Moonlight is the color of mystery. Your eyes symbolize your ability to see yourself as others see you. You have finesse for letting other people know what you think. You have a soothing and calming ability that you may or may not know about. You have the awesome ability to draw a person's negative energy out and replace it with a positive energy; the world needs more people like you. Some words to describe you: patient, self-controlled, perseverance, insightful, reflective, understanding, serene, and caring.
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What energy drink do you got?

Rockstar
PARTY! Yea, you party like a Rock Star.. You love the night life, and have a hard time getting up before noon. In your mind, you could never party enough

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You scored as Posion. Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.
Posion


93%

Stabbed


80%

Accident


73%

Disappear


73%

Gunshot


67%

Suffocated


60%

Suicide


60%

Cut Throat


53%

Bomb


47%

Disease


47%

Natural Causes


33%

Eaten


20%

Drowning


7%
How Will You Die??
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You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.

Bondage


100%

Chains/Handcuffs


92%

Biting


58%

Whips


58%

Blood


58%

Blind Folds


25%
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
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what type of car are you?

Muscle Car
you like it fast and loud and want everybody to know it. u have raw muscle under the hood
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What's your theme song?

Take it easy
The Eagles! You tend to be laid back and this song would totally fit your stoner-esque persona.
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You scored as Stoner. Hahah! You stupid druggie!

Stoner


73%

Punk


67%

Hot


60%

Emo Kid


53%

Goth


40%

Loner


33%

Geek/Nerd


20%

"Ghetto"


20%

Prep


13%

Jock


7%
What Highschool Clique Do You Belong To?
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Your Personality Is Like Marijuana
You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you!
Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down.
You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly. What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
You Belong in 1968
If you scored...
1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!
1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.
1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!
1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.
1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?
You Are Pumpkin Pie
You're the perfect combo of uniqueness and quality
Those who like you are looking for something (someone!) special What Kind of Pie Are You?
You Are 62% American
Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you! How American Are You?
You Are Midnight
You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits.
Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle.
Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.
You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends. What Time Of Day Are You?
You Are 40% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Biggus Dickus What's Your Porn Star Name?
You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you! What's Your Beer Personality?
You Are a Glazed Donut
Okay, you know that you're plain - and you're cool with that.
You prefer not to let anything distract from your sweetness.
Your appeal is understated yet universal. Everyone dig you.
And in a pinch, you'll probably get eaten. What Donut Are You?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
Butterfinger
They call you sticky fingers for a reason! What Kind of Candy Are You?
Your Aura is Orange
You're a bit of a loner, but you're never lonely. You know how to entertain yourself.
Whether you're trying an extreme sport or a new weird food, you always live on the edge.
The purpose of your life: testing limits - both physical and mental... and then telling people about it.
Famous oranges include: Timothy Leary, David Blaine, Tony Hawk, Carey Hart
Careers for you to try: Snowboarder, Circus Performer, Undercover Agent What Color Is Your Aura?
Your 2005 Song Is
Beverly Hills by Weezer
"My automobile is a piece of crap
My fashion sense is a little whack
And my friends are just as screwy as me"
You breezed through 2005 in your own funky style! What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?
You Should Rule Saturn
Saturn is a mysterious planet that can rarely be seen with the naked eye.
You are perfect to rule Saturn because like its rings, you don't always follow the rules of nature.
And like Saturn, to really be able to understand you, someone delve beyond your appearance.
You are not an easy person to befriend. However, once you enter a friendship, you'll be a friend for life.
You think slowly but deeply. You only gain great understanding after a situation has past. What Planet Should You Rule?
Slacker Kid
High school was a place you showed up occasionally, but you didn't really leave a mark.
You hated rules, authority, and structure. In fact, you still do. Who Were You In High School?
You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way! What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
You're 100% Irish
Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad).
There's hardly anyone more Irish than you! How Irish Are You?
You Are 52% Addicted to Myspace
Your Myspace addiction factor is: Moderate
You're slowly building a very strong addiction to Myspace. Get out while you still can! Are You Addicted to Myspace?
Your Luck Quotient: 71%
You have a high luck quotient.
More often than not, you've felt very lucky in your life.
You may be randomly lucky, but it's probably more than that.
Optimistic and open minded, you take advantage of all the luck that comes your way. How Lucky Are You?
You Are A Margarita Martini
You are a full on partier, with a good deal of sass and spunk.
You're always friendly and welcoming - and very tolerant of obnoxious drunks.
You should never: Drink and dance. The pictures will be everywhere the next morning!
Your ideal party: Is loud, with good music and fun drinking games.
Your drinking soulmates: Those with a Dirty Martini personality
Your drinking rivals: Those with a Classic Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You?
Your Element Is Air
You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world.
And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly.
Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life.
You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful.
You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person.
With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that! What's Your Element?
You Are a Freedom Rocker!
You're stuck in the 70s - for better or worse
Crazy hair, pot soaked clothes, and tons of groupies
Your kind showed the world how to rock
Is that freedom rock?... Well turn it up man! What Kind of Rocker Are You?

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