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About Me

..Real Talk: I'm sky high fly. I'm cute, I'm sexy. I make the people go mad stupid. I'm The Shit, don't believe me...just ask ya toilet. Yeah I'm cocky, and you love that shit. I'm quite the intellectual, so don't step to me with the dumb shit. I'm an artist, baby, I could paint you. I got a way with words, I'm a poet. I love to sleep, I'm a dreamer. I'm Rectangle Rebel Number One. I seek truth. I prefer peace, yet I am very capable of fuckin u up...so don't try me. Fuck dat nigga name Love, don't even mention his name in my presence, he can't do shit for me. I'm sprung ova a lady, and da bitch name is Money. I take her everywhere she wanna go. She my Number 1 :) I'm silly, pretty, a tad bit freaky...okay a whole lot freaky, but only upon request :) I am an eccentric philosophy, the profit of a lost prophecy...I am Lyrical Prodigy.The Facts:
I am...
~The Realest person you'll ever meet.
~An Asshole.
~Temperamental.
~Silly.
~Honest.
~Artistic.
~Lazy.
~Short on Attention.
~Impatient, especially when you're on my time.
~An Intellect with Ghetto tendencies.
~Not afraid to say how I feel.
~Philosophical.
~Poetic.
~Lyrical...Prodigy.
~An ACA kid.
~A diamond in the rough.
~A heart breaker.
~The heart broken.
~One bad bitch.
~Secretive.
~Self reliant.
~Freaky, Kinky...but only upon request.
~Confident.
~The Truth, so allow me to set you free.
~Human.
~The Shit.
I Will...
~Not take anyone's shit.
~Not let fear control me.
~Remain true to myself, so don't try to change me.
~Beat you down, and help you back up.
~Make you laugh till you cry.
~Cuss yo ass out just for the hell of it.
~Seduce you into submission.
~Beat the shit out Cupid the next time I see his ass.
~Break a pimp and his hoes.
~Advise you haters to get yo shit together, cuz I'm something real serious.
~Ride n Die for my true friends.
~Tell it like is.
~Never love again.
~Entertain myself at your expense.
~Never quit.
~Never settle for less.
~Epitomize success.
I Like...
~Afros
~Loose Jeans
~Underground R&B
~Drawing
~Painting
~Photography
~Moments of complete randomness
~Music of all genres
~Fitted Caps
~gentle-mens
~Photoshop
~Web Design
~Limewire
~Washing My Car
~Alexyss K. Tylor
~Dancing like an idiot
~Classy Ladies
~People with spunk
~Sarcasm
~Writing
~Dreaming
~Thinking
~Breaking Stereotypes
~Feeling
~Believing
~Fighting the Powers that be
~Leading the Revolution Pimp My Profile

My Interests

Running, Drawing, Writing, Thinking (I do that more than I should), Shopping, Making Beats,Spoken Word,

I'd like to meet:

Maya Angelou, Oprah, Halle Berry, Nikki Giovonni. Any strong successful black woman, that's who I'd like to meet. Comment BoxTalk To Me.
HOMEMUSICFAVORITES

Music:

I made this MySpace Music Player at MyFlashFetish .com.

Movies:

I'm not real big on films.

Television:

Queer as Folk, The Boondocks, Roseanne, Noah's Arc, The Golden Girls,Spongebob Squarepants, Next, Laguna Beach, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, Six Feet Under, Soul Food, Martin, Living Single, Girlfriends

Books:

Anything from Eric Jerome Dickey, Omar Tyree, and Terry McMillan

Heroes:

My Blog

Depreciation

Ladies and Gentlemen. I was contemplating earlier today and I conjured up yet another theory....In the business of buying and selling cars there is a term called Depreciation. Basically what it means ...
Posted by Dict. Bandit on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:03:00 PST

Memphis Language

I realize as a citizen of Memphis Tennessee, I'm two things: Country and Ghetto. Don't get me wrong, I'm Intelligent it as hell...but due to my accent and Memphis vocabulary, you can't tell. So at thi...
Posted by Dict. Bandit on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 08:24:00 PST

Scorned

Okay I have two issues to address, one being this poem and the other being what I'd like to call my million dollar question. First, the poem, I exaggerated some in the poem. Of course, I do not ...
Posted by Dict. Bandit on Thu, 03 May 2007 02:39:00 PST

Poetry/Spoken Word: Display of Affection

So I just got out of this thing people so desperately want to be in; a relationship. My outtake on relationships as a hole has shifted, and not necessarily for the best. I just don'...
Posted by Dict. Bandit on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:50:00 PST

New One:

It's been a minute, I know. I'm sorry. Not that I haven't been writing, its just that most of my writings are spoken word, and you really wouldn't capture the essence of them unless I read them to you...
Posted by Dict. Bandit on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:10:00 PST

Artwork

I thought I would show you all what has been consuming the time that I usually reserve for writing. As I said before, I'm an artist, graphic design major. And I'm pretty damn good at photography as we...
Posted by Dict. Bandit on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:05:00 PST

Poetry: "Silly"

Hello myspace. I was going to keep this intro short, but the most random shit happen the other day and I feel that I'm obligated to share it with you. I'm taking a nap, my phone rings, I don't pick it...
Posted by Dict. Bandit on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:05:00 PST

Poetry: "Hoe"

What the fucks up?! They say 'laugh now, cry later'.... I say 'cry now, so you can laugh forever'. Crying purifys the heart and soul, and it doesn't make you weak, it actually makes you stro...
Posted by Dict. Bandit on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:36:00 PST

Poetry: Friend

I'm reaching a point where I'm ready to take control of my life and everything that may influence it. I'm ready to accept every aspect that is L.P. I realize that it's time for me to grow for the bett...
Posted by Dict. Bandit on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 12:27:00 PST

Poem: "Shea Shea Pearl"

People ask me where I get the inspiration to write...well my biggest inspiration is myself. If it doesn't come from some type of emotion from within me, then 9 times out 10 ten its not going to be the...
Posted by Dict. Bandit on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 11:21:00 PST