Here’s a thought on Craigslist. |
On Craigslist you can find anything. Hookers. Used beds. Somebody's junk. Hookers. But you can also find people who are looking to give away (i.e. sell) their pets. ... Posted by ZO on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:35:00 PST |
Living Lohan: the ZO rant! |
I think I preface my rants a little too much, but fuck it, here I go again. I was flipping through the channels when I noticed the premiere of Living Lohan. I knew it was gonna piss me off... Posted by ZO on Tue, 27 May 2008 08:29:00 PST |
Last Show in the CHI!!! |
So my last show in the Chi opened this weekend. I gotta say: I'm not gonna miss live theatre at all. AT ALL!!! It takes up way tooooooo much time, it could never possibly pay enough,... Posted by ZO on Mon, 19 May 2008 10:48:00 PST |
Me and My Sword. (not a euphimism for penis!) |
So, I'm working on my script earlier tonight when I hear some drunk idiot yelling out front. I figure, it's some moron walking down the sidewalk, drunk, yelling for fun. That happens every... Posted by ZO on Mon, 19 May 2008 10:44:00 PST |
Zo goes gay for just a second, and then comes back. |
By gay I don't mean homosexual. I don't mean taking cock orally or anally. I simply mean, Zo made his dog a pair of panties. That's gay.
Of course, I can explain. See, I'm two ... Posted by ZO on Sun, 11 May 2008 12:42:00 PST |
Brief Notes on the Screenplay. |
Format got a little fucked up during cut-and-paste.
If you've never read a screenplay before:
EXT. means Exterior.
INT. means Interior.
Dialogue is sparse.
The shot descriptions are a guide line for t... Posted by ZO on Sun, 11 May 2008 12:33:00 PST |
Sadie and ZO: OUR SHORT FILM (Part 2) |
SERIES OF SHOTS
EXT. GRASSY FIELD SPRING IN WISCONSIN DAY
Morgan and Sadie play Frisbee in a grassy field. A WOLF chases Sadie into Morgan's arms. Morgan carries Sadie,... Posted by ZO on Sun, 11 May 2008 12:18:00 PST |
Sadie and ZO: OUR SHORT FILM (Part 1) |
So I wrote this screenplay for my screenwriting class (as I work on my first feature length screenplay). I wrote it for me and my doggie, and it is seriously kick ass. This is an updated ... Posted by ZO on Sun, 11 May 2008 12:20:00 PST |
Sadie and ZO: OUR SHORT FILM (Part 3) |
EXT. INTERSTATE-94 MORGAN'S TRUCK - NIGHT
Morgan speeds down the freeway toward Chicago, weaving in and out of traffic. Several VEHICLES are forced to pull off the road, out of his way... Posted by ZO on Sun, 11 May 2008 12:07:00 PST |
Sadie Eats a Booger. |
Sure. Some of you can tell where this blog is going before I even start. But is it really a blog about my dog eating a booger?
Yes. Yes it is.
While I was home on break, I had a larg... Posted by ZO on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:59:00 PST |