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Captain Virgin

adrimal assbag of the shitpack squadron

About Me

i work alot. i like the ocean alot. i'm captain virgin, motherfuckers, and if you pay me i'l take you fishing...

My Interests

turning around and not being able to see land anymore, and not caring if i ever see it again.

Music:

old metal. slayer, megadeth, sepultura, type o negative, pantera, dying fetus, cannibal corpse, the haunted, testament, bury your dead, the red chord, unearthed, between the buried and me, converge, lamb of god, coalesce, from a second story window, american head charge, amongst many others. the ramones, the misfits. fugazi. danzig. tool. iron maiden. faith no more. mr. bungle. clutch. deftones, helmet, rage, poison the well, that dog, the cure, meg lee chin, kmfdm. i like conceptual electronic music like aphex twin, plaid, mouse on mars, boards of canada, mocean worker, figurine, ladytron, third eye foundation, sigur ros. beck, the postal service, death cab for cutie, lots of fill in the blanks music. i like good old rock and roll. zepplin, floyd, richie blackmore - you know music that makes you want to drink cheap beer. hip hop? yes please. tribe called quest, jedi mind tricks, company flow, del, roots, paul barman, beastie boys, de la, jurrasic 5, mos def, gang star, the wu, turntableism the likes of qbert, etc. etc. etc. lets not forget wesley willis.

Movies:

the one where i am a superhero and totally mess up all these guys who are bad and stuff and then i freak and my head explodes and everyone is like huh?

Television:

I LIKE THIS ALOT

Books:

books... i cant read. go to hell, now i feel stupid

Heroes:

my ancestors were all pretty sweet and had impressive battle skills

My Blog

giving and taking

leave to the sea that which is hers. take what is given in abundance and be blessed by the kiss of an angel. eat from the angel's fridge at 4am without asking and see what happens to your ass. she ...
Posted by Captain Virgin on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:37:00 PST

This would suck - one of my worst nightmares.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/breaking_news/story/248741.h tmlmystery why they found them by cay sal my ass. its called cuba.poor bastards got duped. hope that one never happens to me....
Posted by Captain Virgin on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:47:00 PST

Self Surgery - literally. (Gory)

PEOPLE WITH WEAK STOMACHS MIGHT NOT WANT TO SCROLL DOWN. everyone else put on some good death metal and read on.so i have actually put up blogs lately. i guess interesting shit has been going on - W...
Posted by Captain Virgin on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:14:00 PST

good friends and the ending of all things

sometimes you write about things that make you excited. i have been on a wave of "excited." i have done alot of wonderful things and all the while wondered what beast lay in wait. "you pay for good ...
Posted by Captain Virgin on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 11:59:00 PST

hand the spear down

so blogs are dumb, but sometimes there are good things that happen and when people read good things, it makes them happy. and happiness is good, so this may be a good blog. if you are confused by th...
Posted by Captain Virgin on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 01:26:00 PST

best compliment of all time

so i'm refinishing my baby cousin... nieces... sisters... whatever they are, my neicus sailboats for a race cause they are big time sailors like their crunkle. i got something out of my nova and my y...
Posted by Captain Virgin on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:29:00 PST

one of funniest things i've ever seen

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Posted by Captain Virgin on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:13:00 PST

what i think about blogging

I THINK BLOGS ARE FUCKING STUPID
Posted by Captain Virgin on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:15:00 PST

Rejected Cartoons - for your enjoyment

i decided to take this movie off my main page and move it here. enjoy!! Everybody Dance!!!! RIKA IS THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN HAVE THIS. I HAD TO HOST THE FILE AND WRITE THE CODE FOR IT. D...
Posted by Captain Virgin on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 06:06:00 PST