Dante

I'm an amazonian jungle prince,i was born in the heart of the brazilian jungle,i was raised by man jaguars,so legend has it that i maybe of a wild cat sometimes.when i tried to invade the headhunters caves i found an electronic device,and so i went back the jaguar people and ask them what is this interesting instrument i have found,first i tried to stick my piece in it but i felt a burning sensation and not in a good way.the leader had told me rest for a few days until i am ok,and thus i carried on my journey into figuring out what this device does,i pressed some buttons and it lit up my eyes wit a kaleidoscope of colours,it felt marvelously exciting,it made me feel like dancing in the rain n spain which falls mostly on the plain,i had never experienced such emotion,it made feel alive,for the first time in my life it made me feel like a natural woman,even tho i am a man jaguar,this puzzles me somewhat.and so i took this wild instrument to the the evil wild penguin boy living in the plains of serengeti,he was trying to create fire by pissing on rocks,'why is it not working' he says,so i tapped him on the shoulder wit my jaguar paw and asked 'bredrin,what is this new found activity you are trying to accomplish',and thus it gave birth to myspace....